by Greebo on Sun Mar 16, 2003 2:56 pm
Three drunken Students shoved their own heads up their chimney, to see arses so far up towards the full moon that the bloody yanks have decided to take over for real cheap oil , not fake oil, oil for SUVs. The students paused because they always forget to prepare their monkeys for a good spanking resulting in a catastrophic disaster that caused sexual liberation for fake oilmerchants. The oil-merchants thereby got exploded by overenthusiastic chemistry students who didnt know their elbows from the kitchen sink and quite often mistook the cat for a small lump of semtex cats being evil nobody really noticed until, said cat rodgered poor al with a parsnip, it was then hammered right home. He couldn't scream, the cat laughed "HA HA HA!", he tried escaping to no avail.
Then he escaped to live happily.
Meanwhile, next door, screams of pain are not heard - damn juvenile deafness! Suddenly Britney Spears picked up her kids from school and ate them with some cheese and jam. yum!
With cold heartache the union exploded and many hacks died, including Marco and bloody yanks, whilst s club exploded due to the cheesy-ness of any self-respecting human. Robbie William's fat spotty, lard arse clenched really tightly under great strain from a pointed comment, made by wizards hat, that an angry badger regurgitated under duress...
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