The Daily Mail

[MJC]

"The Daily Mail, arguably the best newspaper in the world" Discuss.

[the_leish]

I think it's a really good paper. I hear lot's of people say its a load of rubbish, but I don't see how. But then again, I only buy it for the crossword and the Sudoku!

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Apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population. Amazing...

[Big X]

easily the worst paper in the country, and one that marks you out as a complete fool if you read it. its designed for bored, frustrated housewives and middle classes who want to blame the fact that their child hasnt got into the right school or the fact that their husband is bonking the secretary on something else. it's a blame paper, blame all the problems of the world on someone, or something. invariably asylum seekers.

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"Never apologise for showing feeling, in doing so you apologise for truth" Disraeli

[Steveo]

Quoting Big X from 12:23, 20th Mar 2008
easily the worst paper in the country,

It's not a great paper, I'd agree, but what about the Express, Daily Star and Sun to name but a few?

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Get off my internet.

[Senethro]

British newspapres tend towards the really really terrible level of quality.

[the_leish]

I think the worst paper in the country has got to be the Sun. When you open the paper and see a pair of tits, you know there isn't going to be thought-provoking articles or vital financial news. The Sun is for bored housewives, who care more about what happened in Coronoation Street than they do about things happening in the wider world.

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Apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population. Amazing...

[Big X]

Quoting Steveo from 13:01, 20th Mar 2008

Quoting Big X from 12:23, 20th Mar 2008
easily the worst paper in the country,

It's not a great paper, I'd agree, but what about the Express, Daily Star and Sun to name but a few?

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Get off my internet.

i agree the express is almost as bad as the mail, but at least the star and the sun have a bit of fun!

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"Never apologise for showing feeling, in doing so you apologise for truth" Disraeli

[WashingtonIrving]

I dunno, the Daily Mail pretends to be a proper paper, the Sun doesn't. Actually, the Mirror is possibly even worse than the Daily Mail.

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"I said farewell honey, I'll see you Judgment Day"

[Jen the Phantom Hobbit of]

Great line from the Now Show Lord of the Rings spoof (where the One Ring was the European ring).

Gandalf: Fear not Logo (their equivalent of Frodo). Whenever you feel the power of Brussels upon you, wrap yourself in this newspaper. It's made of a substance called Daily Mail. It is impervious to any weapon of the enemy.

The Now Show is filled with great Daily Mail jokes.

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The voices in my head tell me I'm not insane ... but everyone else does.

[Power Metal Dom]

Bringing our Alan Partidge quote number to...?

All these posts and you thought the OP was being serious. *chuckles*



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Like flames on fuel...upon metal I drool

[MJC]

Quoting Power_Metal_Dom from 13:27, 20th Mar 2008
Bringing our Alan Partidge quote number to...?

All these posts and you thought the OP was being serious. *chuckles*


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Like flames on fuel...upon metal I drool

Lexi- I call them the Japanese mercedes.

[Power Metal Dom]

God that's good. Can I shake your hand again?

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Like flames on fuel...upon metal I drool

[MJC]

Quoting Power_Metal_Dom from 13:50, 20th Mar 2008
God that's good. Can I shake your hand again?

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Like flames on fuel...upon metal I drool

You know Power_Metal_Dom I am convinced that you are my best friend.

[Manic23]

Butter my arse

[WashingtonIrving]

Wings, the band the Beatles could have been.



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"I said farewell honey, I'll see you Judgment Day"

[exnihilo]

"We take the Daily Mail, on the whole we prefer it to a newspaper."

- Stephen Fry, A Bit of Fry & Laurie

[Cain]

Headlines from Wednesday's Daily Mail included

Britney Spears reveals her unsightly 'elephant legs'

'Being voted unsexiest woman alive hurt so much', says Sarah Jessica Parker as she cries all the way to the bank

Barefoot, pregnant and blissfully happy: Nicole Kidman takes a beach stroll with her husband
Women - know your place

And finally, the absolutely shocking

Amy Winehouse buys a sunbed - but will it be enough to cure her scabby face?

scabby face? It may well be, but that's incredibly cruel.

These all came from the femail section of the paper.



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I hold an element of surprise

[Lid]

Pfft, that's child's play. It's the hard hitting analysis I like, such as:

"Post offices to close, French blamed"

or

"Storms to grip Britain, asylum seekers steal our shelters"

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Mathematical Anti Telharsic Harfatum Septomin

[Hennessy]

Sad thing is by the time half of the people posting here reach middle age and have mortgages and kids in boarding school I bet there will be a subscription package to the Daily Mail among the household expenditures.


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"What happened to Spoon?"
"There is no Spoon"
Dog Soldiers

[Raindog]

I like the Sun, just for the in depth views of the page three girls such as "Carla 22 from Essex is disgusted by the genocide in Darfur and thinks the president is a very bad man for ignoring thier plight"