The Number Of The Beast

[Starla]

666 Number of the beast
668 Neighbor of the beast
660 Approximate number of the beast
DCLXVI Roman numeral of the beast
666.0000 Number of the high-precision beast
0.666 Number of the millibeast
1/666 Common denominator of the beast
666[-/(-1)] Imaginary number of the beast
1010011010 Binary number of the beast
29A Hexidecimal number of the beast
-666 Negative number of the beast
00666 Zip code of the beast
$665.95 Retail price of the beast
$699.25 Price of the beast plus 5% state sales tax
$769.95 Price of the beast with all accessories and replacements
$656.66 Wal-Mart price of the beast
$646.66 Next week's Wal-Mart price of the beast
$333.00 After-Christmas sale price of the beast
$222.00 Going-out of business liquidation price of the beast
Phillips 666 Gasoline of the beast
Route 666 Way of the beast
665 Older brother of the beast
667 Younger brother of the beast
666 UP Soft drink of the beast
666lb cap Weight limit of the beast
666 F Oven temperature for cooking roast "beast"
666k Retirement plan of the beast
666 mg Recommended minimum daily requirement of the beast
6.66% 5-year CD rate at First Beast of Hell, $666 minimum deposit
20/666 Vision of the beast
1-800-666-6666 Toll-free number of the beast
999 Australian number of the beast
6"X 6"X 6" Lumber of the beast
66.6 GHZ Computer processor of the beast
666i BMW of the beast
666-66-6666 Social security number of the beast
6/6/66 Birth date of the beast
666.AC.com URL of the beast
IAM 666 License plate number of the beast
Formula 666 All-purpose cleaner of the beast
666 calories Diet of the beast
969 Dyslexic number of the beast
WD-666 Spray lubricant of the beast
66.6 MHz FM radio station of the beast
666 KHz AM radio station of the beast
Chanel No. 666 The beast's favorite perfume
666% What the beast gives in his game

Jez

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"We all live in our Fantasy and only endure our Reality..." - R.A.Wilson

[Eskimo]

Well done, unfortunately the real number of the beast is 616.

[Senethro]

You can spot the part in the chain email where unfunny people try to have a ME TOO and add their own inane contributions.

Also, 10 SinnerPoints to Eskimo for well played pedantry.

[Tlomiew]

As stated by MTV

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In this world there is a pie
A pie where topics go to die
And when they die they leave this place
The twisted world of the human race

[Gealle]

Challenge on this one. Pretty positive it's 606.

Will agree that it's not 666 though.

Quoting Eskimo from 16:51, 26th Mar 2008
Well done, unfortunately the real number of the beast is 616.

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So someone asked me "What is it you do?". I thought about it for a minute. Then I thought about it a little more. All the while I probably looked like I was staring in to space, struggling for an answer. And I was. There was only one response I could really give.

"I make sure the shit stays off the fan."

[Eskimo]

Quoting Gealle from 20:30, 26th Mar 2008
Challenge on this one. Pretty positive it's 606.

Will agree that it's not 666 though.

Quoting Eskimo from 16:51, 26th Mar 2008
Well done, unfortunately the real number of the beast is 616.

606 is a football phone-in on Radio 5 Live.
The number of the beast is 616. This is backed up by Wikipedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_of_the_Beast

and numerous other websites as this google search for 'the real number of the beast' shows:

http://www.google.co.uk/search?sourceid ... +the+beast

[Gealle]

Wikipedia seems to be the common source for all 'knowledge' nowadays... That's depressing enough.

Note that even that article points out varying numbers have been used.

Whilst I won't argue if it actually does show as 616 in some manuscripts - I'd put money on me having picked up 606 from another study.



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So someone asked me "What is it you do?". I thought about it for a minute. Then I thought about it a little more. All the while I probably looked like I was staring in to space, struggling for an answer. And I was. There was only one response I could really give.

"I make sure the shit stays off the fan."

[rob 'f*ck off' wine boy]

Why not all shut the fuck up?

And get off my lawn too.

Fuckin' kids.

[TheUnixKid]

I was pretty fucking certain the emergency services number was 999

[Guest]

funny, i thought it was 01189998819991197253 :p

[Gealle]

Sorry... Don't get it.

Quoting from 01:01, 27th Mar 2008
funny, i thought it was 01189998819991197253 :p

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So someone asked me "What is it you do?". I thought about it for a minute. Then I thought about it a little more. All the while I probably looked like I was staring in to space, struggling for an answer. And I was. There was only one response I could really give.

"I make sure the shit stays off the fan."

[ludy]

+1 geek

Quoting from 01:01, 27th Mar 2008
funny, i thought it was 01189998819991197253 :p

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http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=8775799612

[niall]

Quoting Gealle from 07:11, 27th Mar 2008
Sorry... Don't get it.

Quoting from 01:01, 27th Mar 2008
funny, i thought it was 01189998819991197253 :p

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=gfqFYzG55pc

[mhuzzell]

Quoting Gealle from 20:30, 26th Mar 2008
Challenge on this one. Pretty positive it's 606.

Will agree that it's not 666 though.

Quoting Eskimo from 16:51, 26th Mar 2008
Well done, unfortunately the real number of the beast is 616.

QI says it's 616, and we all know that Stephen Fry is the real Ultimate source of All Knowledge.

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I FOUND JESUS... he was behind the couch the whole time!

[angel_kohaku]

It's a toss up whether to believe Bruce Dickinson or Stephen Fry...

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I may be a pretty sad case but I don't write jokes in base 13