Guys
This will sound like the strangest, weirdest, wackiest thing you've ever heard...
I'm about to go to a meeting with senior management with a job design. They're gonna either accept or reject.
Yes, Gealle, the most incompetent fool on God's Earth... Is off to talk someone into giving him a job...
I shall keep you updated!
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So someone asked me "What is it you do?". I thought about it for a minute. Then I thought about it a little more. All the while I probably looked like I was staring in to space, struggling for an answer. And I was. There was only one response I could really give.
"I make sure the shit stays off the fan."