Typical Sinner Threads

[RandomMusings]

I can't remember if there has been a thread like this before, there probably has, but I just couldn't be arsed going back through all the old threads to find it - Hell, I couldn't be arsed scrolling down further than my screen actually showed (it's been a long week -forgive me!).

So..... everyone knows the drill - lets have some of those typical sinner comments posted.
A couple to start you off....

1) That is only my opinion

2) If you are offended by this then I'm sorry..... but what do you expect? It's the Sinner....

3) You are wrong/mistaken/misinformed/incorrect/an idiot/a baboon.

4) As munchingfoo said.....

5) Stop hiding behind your 'unregistered user' anonymity...

[Fozzy Bear]

Generic BBC link

[Fawksie]

6) The Union was better when we were in charge

7) The May Ball is going to be held in a cave/have £200 tickets/be open to pure-blood yahs only

8) The Saint sucks

9) How do I h4x ResNet?

10) Rob posts something completely random in all caps

11) Oli posts, and then immediately replies to himself under another username

12) Someone double-posts

13) Epic thread about religion descends into bitching match

14) BBC News link

15) Everything Wikipedia says is a lie

16) Where is the Psychology Library/Gateway building/Old Union Diner?

17) OMG IT SNOWED FOR LIKE 30 SECONDS

18) Clement Freud and Struther Arnott were terrible

19) Halp I can't get onto Webmail, can anyone else?

20) The Union website is shite

I'll stop there, for now.

[orudge]

21) "The bop sucked last night"/"why don't you play X music"

22) Everyone posts their exam dates

23) Everyone posts their exam results

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http://www.owenrudge.net/
http://standrews.facebook.com/profile.php?id=37103734

[CheeseDaddy]

Specifically at exam time.....

24)I have an exam in xxxx and have no idea where that is

25)womblechris posts about ECxxxx- shit havent been to any lectures since week 2-HELP!

26)Who else found some physics module really hard?

[Spike]

27) And now for something completely different...

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From Rock to Opera

[Gealle]

28) Your subject is shit because...

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So someone asked me "What is it you do?". I thought about it for a minute. Then I thought about it a little more. All the while I probably looked like I was staring in to space, struggling for an answer. And I was. There was only one response I could really give.

"I make sure the shit stays off the fan."

[Power Metal Dom]

29) How 'bout a round of Mornington Crescent?
30) Thread claiming (rocksoc)
31) X music sucks (rocksoc)
32) wtf happened to rocksoc? (rocksoc)
33) Chicken appreciation (rocksoc)
34) I'm in to sang/scat/vore/bestiality (personal ads)
35) Looking for a f*ckbuddy (personal ads)
36) Rob fuck off wineboy troll thread of randomness
37) X has died
38) OMG I can't log in to facebook?!
39) Is anyone else's WebCT down?

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Like flames on fuel...upon metal I drool

[Gealle]

40) I'm sorry... You've lost the Game.

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So someone asked me "What is it you do?". I thought about it for a minute. Then I thought about it a little more. All the while I probably looked like I was staring in to space, struggling for an answer. And I was. There was only one response I could really give.

"I make sure the shit stays off the fan."

[sweet]

41) You moronic bastard
42) Bloody unreg users, moronic bastards the lot of 'em...


;P

[rob 'f*ck off' wine boy]

43) lol gusy whats happnin in this thread?!

[Frank]

44) Sinner X makes serious attempt at legitimate discussion and advancement of a debate. Sinner X is completely ignored.

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"There is only ever one truth. Things are always black or white, there's no such thing as a shade of grey. If you think that something is a shade of grey it simply means that you don't fully understand the situation. The truth is narrow and the path of the pursuit of truth is similarly narrow."
Also, some years later:
"here we are arguing about a few uppity troublemakers with a bee in their bonnet and a conspiracy theory."

[Big X]

45) James Satterthwaite

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"Never apologise for showing feeling, in doing so you apologise for truth" Disraeli

[DrAlex]

46. Unreg bumps a thread from at least 3 years ago that he found on Google, makes a dumb comment that may or may not be let through, all of us wonder why.

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The Sinner: Where no one ever learned "if you haven't got any thing nice to say, don't say anything at all."

[Jono]

47. "Shouldn't you have graduated by now?"
48. Allow me to answer that question with an essay!
49. The Sinner is dead. Long live the Sinner!
50. Union Hack X, contributes to discussion multiple times; yet refuses to take any legitimate points or criticism on board for lack of officialdom.

[sweet]

51. "[pedentry] You moron? How do you expect ANYONE to be taken seriously when they don't even know the difference between there and they're?! [pedentry]"
52. "YOU can't even spell "pedantry"!"
53. As 51. and 52., it could go on for a while...

[Bizarre Atheist]

54. I hate the KK for some tenuous reasons.
55. And the Lumsden too.
56. Four-page discussion of merits and demerits of exclusive, single-sex, secretive societies.

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[rob 'f*ck off' wine boy]

6. Someone makes a redundant post due to the fact that they haven't bothered reading anything other than the OP.

[Hevelius]

6. Someone makes a redundant post due to the fact that they haven't bothered reading anything other than the OP.

7. Someone makes exactly the same point as the poster above because they haven't read that.

[Gubbins]

Quoting randommusings from 01:58, 27th Apr 2008
1) That is only my opinion

Yes! First one! *does a little dance*

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...then again, that is only my opinion.