Song to annoy neighbours

[theshadowhost]

I need an annoying song...

So basically my neighbours upstairs have noisy sex or argue really loudly till 2AM, and the people next door are really noisy till around 4AM a few nights a week (arguing with teen daughter or playing shitty basshunter tracks).

Rather than directly dealing with the problem I have decided to annoy them by playing annoying music when i get up for work at 7:45.

I started with some like screamo/metalcore but have decided i want something more annoying i.e. hamster dance

I really dont want to use crazy frog though that would be too obvious.

Suggestions?

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[FuzzyBeans]

Dragonforce. Loud and will annoy anyone/everyone.

Either that or something truly "hardcore" super loud, like Meshuggah......

We have the same problem with the neighbours, i swear they were moving furniture this morning at 7am. I get them back with Cascada but thats only because i secretly love it.

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If you disagree with anything im saying, you're wrong!....

[KayBee]

Somebody answer the phone - I loathe it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eBuPRslS40

[Light the Rag]

Find a sine wave.

[ka25]

how about the banana phone song?

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http://standrews.facebook.com/profile.php?id=37102222

[somewhere only we know]

Magical Trevor!
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/magical+trevor/

[Power Metal Dom]

Entertaining options:

1. Join in. When they argue shout "He's lying!" or "Oh she would say that." When they sex compete with them by making louder and more ecstatic noises.

2. Play some delightfully named Anal Cunt at the highest volume, a grindcore band specialising in unintelligible screaming, blast beat drumming and guitars that are tortured to death.

3. Combine the two. Play some porn at top volume with some soothing AxCx as backing music.

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Like flames on fuel...upon metal I drool

[Duggeh]

Bagpipe music, turn it on, turn it up, go out to work and leave it playing on loop.

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Duggeh: Master Of Ceremonies

[househunter]

Quoting somewhere only we know from 13:32, 12th Aug 2008
Magical Trevor!
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/magical+trevor/

Yeah pretty much any one of the silly cartoons on a loop at full volume. Badgers would piss them off immensely as it's pretty annoying to hear it just once nowadays.

[househunter]

Or you could just play Anal Cunt on a loop at full volume, that would probably make them move out.

[Gubbins]

Bear in mind the feelings of your other neighbours. My suggestion is this:

* Acquire some speakers with good sub-woofers
* Tape said speakers to the ceiling
* Download a trail version of some music software (e.g. Adobe Audition)
* Turn up the volume
* Put on ear defenders
* Play with said software to find a sine wave which matches the resonant frequency of your ceiling, thereby using their entire floor as a sounding board. The frequency should be roughly (speed of sound in ceiling) / (size of room) - probably about 150-350 Hertz, depending on the room.

Best psychological effects can probably be made by modulating this with a beta wave (12-30Hz) which could alter their brain patterns to prevent them from sleeping.

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...then again, that is only my opinion.

[Nextdoor neighbours]

Do you have neighbours other than the ones upstairs? Cos if so, you're being a dick.

[FuzzyBeans]

Quoting Nextdoor neighbours from 13:40, 12th Aug 2008
Do you have neighbours other than the ones upstairs? Cos if so, you're being a dick.

Get a grip wierd neighbour, its only a bit of fun!.......although, wait, OP's neighbours are on the sinner!!!

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If you disagree with anything im saying, you're wrong!....

[theshadowhost]

Quoting Nextdoor neighbours from 13:40, 12th Aug 2008
Do you have neighbours other than the ones upstairs? Cos if so, you're being a dick.

Quoting theshadowhost from 09:33, 12th Aug 2008

So basically my neighbours upstairs ...
and the people next door ...

so yes i do have more than one set of neighbours, both of which make lots of loud noise.

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[Nymphomanic]

'My Favourite Things' from The Sound of Music on loop, that would be really pissing off

or Disney Songs

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I read most of the night and go south in winter - wasteland

[Lindsay]

The Birdie Song!

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[Tigger]

the most annoying song in the world isn't really a song. Its called brown noise. tape speakers to ceiling, play cd on loop, increase volume with remote as you leave.
(brown noise makes you shit yourself)

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My Wings Are Like A Shield of Steel...
(Claire Raynor)

[Matt Badger]

Anything by Meshuggah.

[theshadowhost]

Quoting Tigger from 12:07, 15th Aug 2008

(brown noise makes you shit yourself)

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My Wings Are Like A Shield of Steel...
(Claire Raynor)

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/151774/

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/103401/

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[Grant]

Brown noise doesnt exist. Its been tested a ton of times, and nobody ever found a tone or freq that makes you loose your bowels...

Subsonic sound however, can induce feelings of nausea and fear, so thats always good for a chuckle.