Anon. wrote:And DON'T put lemon in a gin and tonic. I suppose it's just about OK if they've no other fruit, but some bar staff do this even when there's cut lime there ready and waiting!
Hennessy wrote:Sorry I've got a couple of things to get off my chest about serving people in a bar.
1. If you have been served at a bar, move the fuck away from the bar, especially if there are people behind you wanting a drink. I don't mind people leaning on the bar when the place is dead, but show some courtesy to your fellow drinkers.
2. If you havent reached the bar yet, shouting "3 pints of tennents" over the shoulders of three guys at the bar waiting to be served is just plain rude.
3. Standing at the bar and ordering ten drinks, one after the other as each one is prepared, makes you look like an unforgivable twat. If you have a large order just say it in nice 3 drink divisions to give the barstaff time to calculate and make you look less selfish.
4. Have your money ready if the place is busy. Counting out coppers on a bar which is heaving is so fucking arrogant it makes me want to slap you. Equally if there is a big sign saying "cash only", do not try and give me your credit card after a large order unless you are illiterate and need me to communicate the lack of PIN machines through the medium of interpretive dance. Or I could just give you a big hat with a "D" on it.
5. If you say "rum and coke" when you order, do not quibble about the type of rum you get with your order as you haven't bothered to specify which rum you want. That's what brand names are for, use them if you want Morgans rather than Bacardi.
6. Never, fucking ever, say "Surprise Me", as if I will then go and make you the best drink ever just because you're so awesome. Equally if you do say "Surprise Me", don't expect I'm going to make you something cheap, in all probability I'll make you something with a nice round number, as it eases the mental arithmetic I have to do with all the drink you've ordered, most of which you'll probably see again at some point during the night.
There is more, but I can't think of it right now...
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