How you Doin'?

[Bordom]

Whats your best worst chat up line?

[Frank]

Life is short and you are hot.

(EDIT: Actually the measurable best, as in only one ever used successfully that I'm aware of, would be reciting "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I" around midnight on Friday the 13th/Valentines Day)

[RandomMusings]

What's the worst thing you've ever ridden?

[ct3012]

Your lipgloss is nice, but it'd look even better wrapped round my dick < yes, someone HAS actually said that to me before...

[Garnet]

if you were a burger you'd be a McBeautiful

[Duggeh]

if you were a burger you'd be a McBeautiful

Ye gods thats awful.

I'm not sure I've ever used a chat up line in the classic sense. In fact, I think I'm usually to preoccupied warming up my Guinness and ranting about something to even notice lone females at a bar.

[Hennessy]

"You gonna drink that?"

It initiated a conversation, I think. It was a long time ago. That's the point.

[househunter]

"Want to see the Eiffel Tower ladies?"

[SchizophrenicCabbage]

We all the know the classic - 'Is your father a thief?'

Response? 'Why, did he fuck you in prison?' - deadpan, obviously.

Alternatively, if the girl initially responds with 'Why, is it because he stole the stars...' etc etc, the guy can retaliate with the prison rape-scene line!

[househunter]

Wanna blow the horn of Gondor?