Rules of Attraction

[Ron]

Inspired by the Body Language thread: What do you do to show interest in someone? Everyone acts differently depending on who they are interacting with so are there noticable changes when you are talking to someone you fancy? What type of signs do you look for that they fancy you back?

[Unreg Bob]

I make eye contact then pretend i'm actually looking at someone behind them to make them feel really shit about themselves. I then wait for them to ask me for sex. It's not really been working out...

[Senethro]

Unreg Bob, I don't think you have very much respect for other people ;<

[Dave the Explosive Newt]

I tend to come up to them from behind, they never expect that.

[munchingfoo]

A missing word and a minor spelling alteration to a homonym makes that sentence even funnier dave!


P.S. - whilst searching for the spelling of homonym - I came accross the word "phononym". Has anyone ever used this term before?

[Guest]

I normally leer at them drunkenly and if they don't walk away or slap me I take that as a pretty good sign. I then go ever to them and mumble something about fertilizing their bacon in the morning. This tends to get me nowhere so I go home and cry myself to sleep wondering if I should have mentioned my numchuck or bowhunting skills.

[Thalia]

I can't imagine much for your nunchuck skills if you can't even spell the name right (Sorry, i restrained myself the first time it was spelt incorrectly, on the other board, but i've been in a primary school all day so i can't help it now)

[Hennessy]

I remember insulting a girl I really liked once. The slap gave me pleasure. I am a naughty boy.