Speer and Freiza walk into a pu-- wait, what?

[Ruru Hedgehog]

How many of us have wondered the *cough* countless mysteries surrounding Anne Frank?
How many of us have ever considered what Goku does with all that Super Saiyan power?
Well, never fear, for this here fanfic shall explain all...

This is one Journey to the West we'll try so hard to forget. =)