Do cats commit suicide?

[Wonderboy]

Just a question which I think needs resolving.

[Guest]

I don't know, but one of my friends had a hamster that did.

[Hennessy]

I saw a sheep attempt suicide once, they really are very stupid animals.

[ct3012]

I don't know how to get the video to work, but suicidal animal cartoon:

http://www.youtube.com/v/sdUUx5FdySs&hl=en&fs=1"

[RedCelt69]

I saw a sheep attempt suicide once, they really are very stupid animals.

Might be best if you use some sort of camouflage next time you approach one with your pants round your ankles?

[RedCelt69]

Just a question which I think needs resolving.

Perhaps... if it is overly curious 9 times.

[Bizarre Atheist]

Just a question which I think needs resolving.

Perhaps... if it is overly curious 9 times.

I don't think that would be suicide, more of a Darwin award moment.

[Delts]

I saw a sheep attempt suicide once, they really are very stupid animals.

Might be best if you use some sort of camouflage next time you approach one with your pants round your ankles?

That seemed a tad uncalled for... well totally. Well done RedCelt69, you've just marked yourself as being a twat in my book.

[Senethro]

delts maybe you shouldn't internet that was no worse than typical pubchat

[RedCelt69]

That seemed a tad uncalled for... well totally.

I see Santa didn't bring you a sense of humour this xmas past?

Well done RedCelt69, you've just marked yourself as being a twat in my book.

You have a book of twats? Is it the Playboy annual? So Santa did visit you, after all!

[TheMadBumper]

I saw a sheep attempt suicide once, they really are very stupid animals.

Might be best if you use some sort of camouflage next time you approach one with your pants round your ankles?

That seemed a tad uncalled for... well totally. Well done RedCelt69, you've just marked yourself as being a twat in my book.

Wow, who got out of bed on the wrong side this morning! Ever heard of something called a joke? Personally I found that comment faintly amusing.

[Delts]

delts maybe you shouldn't internet that was no worse than typical pubchat

I'm still trying to work out what this sentence is about?

And I love it still that on here if you insult someone for insulting someone you can't also be making a joke... I wasn't though.

And themadbumper, that would imply that I had slept in a bed and not on a friends floor...

[RedCelt69]

And I love it still that on here if you insult someone for insulting someone you can't also be making a joke... I wasn't though.

The river of tears coursing down my cheeks will flow for all eternity.

Which was irony. I don't have a book of twats, but if I did... you'd have been in there long ago.

[Delts]

I would take your last comment seriously, but then I'm being told far to often that I'm a really nice person by most of my friends, so...

Yeah, I'm fucking mature!

[RedCelt69]

I would take your last comment seriously, but then I'm being told far to often that I'm a really nice person by most of my friends, so...

OK. But (and it might be a contentious point) your friends are unlikely to think you're a twat. Else they wouldn't be your friends. Likewise with my friends.
So... either you're a twat (and your friends don't see it) or I'm a twat (and my friends don't see it)... or neither of us is a twat (and our friends are good judges of character) or we're both twats (and our friends are bad judges of character).

Glad we got that sorted.

[Delts]

I would take your last comment seriously, but then I'm being told far to often that I'm a really nice person by most of my friends, so...

OK. But (and it might be a contentious point) your friends are unlikely to think you're a twat. Else they wouldn't be your friends. Likewise with my friends.
So... either you're a twat (and your friends don't see it) or I'm a twat (and my friends don't see it)... or neither of us is a twat (and our friends are good judges of character) or we're both twats (and our friends are bad judges of character).

Glad we got that sorted.

To Facebook to see who has more friends and settle this once and for all!

And I actually do know several people who dislike me, most of which changed their opinion eventually.

But dude, you are a cock

[RedCelt69]

But dude, you are a cock

As are you. Back to the same impasse.

[Frank]

I would take your last comment seriously, but then I'm being told far to often that I'm a really nice person by most of my friends, so...

Who the hell has been telling you that?! You're presently (i.e. this thread) a cunt, ffs!

Now, why don't we all calm down and measure some respective penis lengths?

[Craig]

I find it sickening that there is so many personal insults being flung about when there are far, far more important issues to be addressed... Do cats commit suicide?

[RandomMusings]

Having seen cats climb trees and then jump from very high branches, I would assume that either:-
a) they do commit suicide, or:
b) they are rather stupid animals.