Venez au Blackpool??

[beeny]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8048959.stm

Anyone else reminded of the Big Train parodies of French films?

[Hennessy]

This was headlining on BBC 24. Nothing about swine flu or the war in Afghanistan. They want to adapt the city to French tastes? Add a hundred gallons of piss and at least a tonne of dogshit to every alleyway, let every third day be a strike day, and make sure that even during an economic boom at least 10% of the workforce is sitting on their collective arse.

They'll flock there.

[Haunted]

Don't forget to include European subsidies for all of them.

[Duggeh]

Paris could be overflowing with shit and rotting corpses and zombies and it'd still be better than fucking Blackpool.