Oh Greebo you make my heart a-pitter patter.

[Greebo]

The sinner influence has indeed spread far
If you actually hail from Zanzibar
How did you come to find the Sinner?
For procrastination you're on a winner.
Perhaps you're lying, if so that's sad
But you seem quite honest, you're not bad.
Your verse says that you found my L-J
No doubt you'll keep monitoring what I say
If you're ever in this small town
Leave a note so you can be found [dodgy rhyming I know - sue me]
Otherwise please continue to post here
Don't disappear like some startled, scared dear

As for Ten you nosey wee shite
Egotism ain't yer thing? Yeah right.
Peoples' friendships can't be broken
No matter how much crap you've spoken.

[hr]http://greebopichost.netfirms.com - Loadsa drunken photos and suchlikes.

[Prophet Tenebrae]

Prophet's one to fight the odds,
And to shut me up would take several Gods,
No doubt I haven't heard the end of this,
Because you wide boys like to take the piss,
But why waste my literary skill here?
There's fulsome funbags at which people need to leer!

[RaphX]

Fulsome funbags are but one part
Of what makes a lovely work of art
And if you do not agree
To Just A Notion my name will be
On someone's server we will show
At Quake 3 I'll will pwn, I'll have you know.

[hr]IMAGE:audiotracker.bamboozled.org/remote/song.php/RaphX

Oh come on, we, we can win the race
Oh he, fights just face to face
Oh see, he will win the game
Again, again and again

Oh come on, we, we can win the race
Oh he, he will take the chance
Oh only the strong survive
We'll stay by your side

[Mr Comedy]

Prophet Tenebrae is just a part
Of Melvilles honed drinking art
His choice of drink is of concern
Girls Drinks - Will he ever learn?
And if you are in the union tonight
I could be quite a drunken sight
I am going out with the Melstadts
Its not our fault we're a bunch of twats

[LeopardSkinQueen]

Bobby, your verse is so sweet,
The emotion within makes me weep.
But pray tell us if you can,
Are you woman or are you man?

[hr]“He's turning down sex when there are children in Europe who can't get dates?" random churchgoer, 'Jeffrey'

[Tullius]

While choosinga man is a delicate thing,
The Sinner provides a great chance for a fling.
And flirting with men you might know in real life
Is far more amusing in internet Fife.

For men are just blind when it comes to emotion,
(So much that I might go and drown in the ocean!)
So take notice, young girlies, when flirting with men,
They don't all get the message to see you again!

But now I shall end my pitiful rhyme,
There's work to be done, not just killing some time.
I'm sorry for wasting your patience and head,
But it was something I feel should be heard, and be said!

xxx

[Plette]

I cannot think how I could stop this thread,
So I might as well just jump on board instead!
First Greebo praised by a secret fan,
Then Rae gets jealous, calling him her man,
Uncle Ten then jumps into the fray
On every thread he's got something to say!
Let's have the name of Greebo's would-be love,
And then she and Rae can start to push and shove!

(Edited b/c I suck and cannot spell; edited again b/c I am teh suck)
[hr]Sola lingua bona est lingua morta.

[Blessed Benediction]

it's true that men, like love, are blind
feelings are hard to express we find
men are weak but also perverse
we open our hearts within such verse
it's hard to express certain words
unless we use the 'net like nerds

[hr]watches should have a smiley face on them as it's always time to be happy

[Greebo]

So much grief doeth make me wonder
Has your heart been torn asunder?
Emotionally blind are not all men,
Except, quite possibly, that git Ten.
Your heart will heal and grief forgotten
Whoever hurt you is probably rotten
So don't judge men by that wee bampot
With luck, quite soon, he will be forgot

[hr]http://greebopichost.netfirms.com - Loadsa drunken photos and suchlikes.

[rae]

I must make protest if I can -
I never claimed Greebo was my man!
Can I help it if the joy that is Paul
So freely inspires verse in us all?

[Al]

Your rhymes
Are crimes
Against my ears
And the harmony of nature
You all deserve
And shall receive
Twenty years hard labour!

[hr]"Stupidity is the devil. Look in the eye of a chicken and you'll know. It's the most horrifying, cannibalistic, and nightmarish creature in this world."

[Spring Heel Jacques]

Al you really are one to talk
Your rhymes would make almost anyone baulk

[Bobby brooke]

Fellow poets, one and all,
Your veritable genius has left me enthralled,
To Al The Graduate for your scanning gripe,I thank you most profusely,
To Prophet Tenebrae that scion of all that is right, your just a big gooseberry (jus' kidding)
My mission in life is to cause purists strife,
with apalling poetry.

And now a la modern poetry
I will
say whatever I
like.

P.S rae you rock!

[Guest]

A woman I be oh Leopardskinqueen,
Though the last time I looked 'twas 1914.
Yes...Greebo young man, a time traveller I be,
A pirate and sailor-my real name is Anne Bonny.
I like olives and The Pixies,
And humming lullabies to witches.
In September I am docking at StAndrew's harbour,
Where you'll be the recipient of my violent,violent ardour.

[Mr Comedy]

I care not for this internet love
although I could murder another bud
To drink and love that is the key
To feel content and be so happy
To be able to rhyme is rather funky
since I am heniously drunky

I want us all to stop and think
About Ten's choice of drink
I think I must have a go
About the drink he likes to show
Alcopops are not for men
They're only right every now and again
To drink them regularly is quite a sin
And something that we must not give in
So when a man is at the bar
Try not to find it so bizzare
He wants a lager, and nothing else
Anything else he will repulse

Anyway the point is moreover
I better sleep to beat this hangover

[hr]
Impressive for a drunkard. Why can I rhyme better now? Crazy. Edited to account for drunken spelling

[rae]

Some may say that flattery buys nought
But Bobby's PS was a fruitful shot
For now, anonymous though she may be,
A friend she certainly has in me.

I too am impressed with all this rhyme
I'd like to converse thus all of the time
So many things sound better in verse,
Is anyone expert at rhyming curse?

[Greebo]

Conversing in verse is really quite fun
I wonder if it's possible to do poetic puns?
Regardless it's good that here's where Bobby's going
If anything the sinner's membership continues growing
So here's to September, the coming Academic year
Of the sinner's you'll have nothing to fear
We're a friendly bunch of girls and guys
So if you see us, come up and say "Hi"
Until then keep posting, do stay in touch.
The poems have made us all happy, so much.

[hr]http://greebopichost.netfirms.com - Loadsa drunken photos and suchlikes.

[Oli]

I'm impressed by the talent shown here on this thread
But enough of this nonsense; I'm off to my bed.

[Administrator]

But is your bed not made of threads?
Will you weep and not yet sleep?
Will words most painfully herd
you throught to the morning, with no warning
of the sunrise, to greet with closed eyes?

Is that why your not answering your phone? WAKE UP!

(James)

[RichZ]

This thread really has gone mad
with this rhyming fad.
I wish it would stop,
I just can't take this lot!
Of course mine is best,
it beats all the rest.
See what you've done Bobby Brooke
It makes me ask: why the f*ck...
did you start this tread?
It really is doing in my head!
All this for "your" Paul,
and now rae wants to brawl,
what you gonna do,
let her batter you?
Just sort it out, and stop this crap,
can we please just leave it at that!