Derek Watch

[Mr Comedy]

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Follwing the success that was rorywatch last year, welcome to derekwatch! Your help is required to intensly monitor the actions of the illustrious president, and to make sure that he actually does something!
If I can be bothered, I might even come up with a bacon rolls to useful activity ratio. A guessestimate places rorys total at 924 bacon rolls per useful action, so Derek has a total to beat!

[Cain]

I saw him yesterday walking down St Mary's with one of his Directors (not called VPs any more!) and another union hack.

[hr]
I hold an element of surprise

[Mr Comedy]

Oh, I found Derek doing two things the last two days. The first was pulling pints in the bar (This also coincides with a rise in the price of a bacon roll/pint of tea combo, so maybe money is short for el presidente this year) and the second is drinking beer in Venue 1, and quite possibly playing twister.
Remember to log the activity of the president!

[Mr Comedy]

Current bacon rolls to activity ratio:
17-0

[Miss Maryland]

bacon rolls?
/me is confused

[hr]"America started out trying to be like Greece, but it ended up more like Rome."

-Gore Vidal


http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/colescott

[C.]

Running into venue 1 towards the end of Snow Patrol's set and making a big hoo-haa because some naughty naughty students had accepted the invitation to dance on the stage. *Shakes Head* What is the world coming to :0

[niall]

apparently he was at an accademic appeal this morning..

but i can confirm the twister sightings last night

[Thackary]

Last year's President (Rory) used to eat a lot of bacon rolls.

Well, he often used to be spotted eating bacon rolls.

[djm]

17-0! Come on Mr Comedy - that's not very fair! Surely I've done at least one thing in the past 10 days that could be classified as a 'useful action'? And besides - I've not eaten a bacon roll for ages - they don't pay me enough for that!

[Bonnie]

He was spotted in Dundee at 2:30 yesterday... with papadoms and football players.
But that's another story.

I personally think he's doing a GREAT job!
There is no one better.

[benedict]

'bacon rolls?'

erm? you want to know what a bacon roll is? i presume. it's like a few slices (generally) of bacon placed between two halves (generally) of a roll (otherwise known as bap, butty or summat else). although there's also a type of bacon foodery that consists of a slice of bacon that's rolled up into a little cylinder that's roughly an inch or so wide & about a cm or so in diameter.

[hr]watches should have a smiley face on them as it's always time to be happy

[Eliot Wilson]

I saw the President in his office today. He was wearing a suit.

[docomm]

i too saw him in a shiny suit in his office

[docomm]

then I saw him walking down the corridor

[docomm]

then he came into my office to say hello

[docomm]

then I saw him driving the minibus out of the Union car park towards the AU.

[Ben Spiers]

HE WAS WEARIN A SOOT!!!

IT WAS FUNNEE!!!!

DERECK IS NICE MAN!!!!!

MMM...BACON...

[Note: this post was edited for being too silly.]

[Robbo-man]

Seen on TV at Scottish Executive Parliament Committee about top -up fees! Looks cool in a suit!

[Magus]

saw him in the bar, still wearing said suit, after meeting last night...

[hr]dum vita est spes est - or so he said...

[djm]

I was on TV? When? First I've heard!