by republicana on Mon Jan 01, 1990 12:00 pm
1Q)Yes, we Brits have successfully flattened and failed to respect cultures of other countries
1A)Name a successful country that has not- WOULD SAY THAT SUCH COUNTRIES ARE NOT SUCCESSFUL IN THE WIDER SENSE OF THE WORD.
2Q)Yes, we Brits have successfully killed thousands of natives in our attempts to establish British rule
2A)Yes, but it would be millions if we had been many other countries - SO THAT MAKES IT ALL MORALLY FINE.
3Q)Yes, we Brits have successfully thought we were to great to be in Europe but not too great to resist revering the U.S
3A)You just made this one up, so I'm not going to bother replying - OH SORRY, I MUST HAVE IMAGINED THAT YELLOW AND RED GRINNING CLOWN AT THE ENTRANCE TO EVERY BRITISH TOWN, I MUST HAVE DREAMT THE AFFAIR BETWEEN THATHCER & REAGAN, AND BLAIR & CLINTON, I MUST BE WRONG IN MY BELIEF THAT HOLLYWOOD PAYS FOR ALL OUR FILMS.
4Q) Yes, we Brits have successfully promoted 'democracy' at home whilst denying it to colnised peoples
4A) All the world powers did the same - OH AS LONG AS MASSACRE, OPPRESSION AND GREED ARE PRACTICED ON A WIDE SCALE BY VARIOUS MASTERS, WE CAN ALL GET AWAY WITH IT.
5Q) Yes, we Brits have successfully continued to enjoy the hard work and natural resources of other natures
5A) More of your anti-globilisation nonsense - enough said! -GOLLY, HOW RADICALLY EXTREME OF ME TO MENTION THE ENVIRONMENT, I MUST STOP THIS NONSENSICAL TREE-HUGGING.
6Q) Yes, we Brits have successfully initiated, enjoyed and continue today the slave trade
6A) More of your anti-globilisation nonsense - we are not running a slave trade today. - SO WHO MADE YOUR NIKE TRAINERS?
7Q) Yes, we Brits have successfully maintained one of the most class-ridden societies in the world in our own land
7A) What's wrong with class? CLASS IS NOT ABOUT DIFFERENCE, BUT HIERARCHY All it's saying is that some people have higher moral standards than others - YES, THE MATRIMONIAL FIDELITY, STRIKING INTELLIGENCE AND SANGUINE SUPERIORITY OF THE U.K.'S UPPER CLASSES HAVE BEEN FULLY EXEMPLARY TO WE LESSER MEMBERS. Everyone can choose which class they belong too -I MEAN IF I'M BORN A WINDSOR I CAN QUITE HAPPILY WORK IN A SUPERMARKET Isn't it right that those who swear less and behave more responsibly can sensibly be called "of a higher class" - NO DARLING, IT'S WRONG. AND I THINK YOU'LL FIND THAT IT'S THE MIDDLE CLASSES WHO HAVE A PROBLEM WITH SWEARING - THE UPPER AND LOWER CLASSES BOTH SWEAR LIKE TROOPERS. AS FOR RESPONSIBLE BEHAVIOUR, I SUPPOSE SKIING, HEROINE-USING AND HUNTING DEMAND MUCH MORE RESPONSIBLITY THAN RAISING A FAMILY ON THE MINIMUM WAGE.
8Q) Yes, we Brits have successfully tried to use a climate summit to represent not ourselves, but prize polluters of the US
8A) There's no evidence for this - WERE YOU ASLEEP DURING THE HAGUE SUMMIT LAST YEAR? THE EVIDENCE IS IN ANY PAPER OR REPORT OF THIS CONFERENCE - PUT 'PATRONISING CHAUVINIST PRESCOTT' OR 'STINKING CO2 EMITTORS' INTO A COMMON SEARCH ENGINE
9Q) Yes, we Brits have successfully intervened abroad and continue to do so in the name of 'democracy' and 'freedom'
9A) Quite rightly we have tried to end wars etc. with the minimum of loss of life - ESPECIALLY OUR BENEVOLENT COLONIAL WARS All of them have been costly to us IN THE SHORT TERM, THEN WE HAVE BLED THEM DRY AND STOLE THEIR RESOURCES, with few benefits OH BUT SURELY ONE OF THEM IS BEING THIS GORGEOUS 'SUCCESSFUL' COUNTRY? so this can probably be described as humanitarianism at its best PROBABLY, USING THE PINOCHET SCHOOL OF HUMANE ASSESSEMENT.
10Q) Yes, we Brits have successfully maintained an extremely unfair and unrepresentative voting system
10A) The people voted for it! - WHICH PEOPLE?
11Q) Yes, we Brits have successfully fallen foul of a superiority complex
11A) Don't understand this nonsensical statement - BUT YOU ARE THE BEST EXAMPLE OF IT.
TAKE THAT UNION JACK BLINDFOLD OFF YOUR EYES, YOU MORON.