by Tweedle-Dee on Mon Nov 17, 2003 11:46 pm
Sallies is better than anywhere else. It is the foremost hall in St. Andrews, and we are named after the College, not some obscure McIntosh Fellow.
We have a cool address, 8, The Scores. We have a squash court.
We do not have my dear academic brother performing sexual favours.
We have a lawn.
Our Refectory is almost quasi-Oxbridge,(boo-hoo, brings up too many thoughts of what might have been).
Ergo Sallies is best.
I have never heard of this chap.
Regs, Hamilton, Chattan; crap.
"If it can't be cured with either bacon fat or vinegar, it's not worth curing"