Women are like buses...

[Bonnie]

[following a very recent conversation I have just had with Oli, I now must ask how you would end that sentence.]

[Ewan Husami]

They'll run you down if you're not careful

[Cain]

you wait ages for one and then three come along at once

[hr]
I will diminish, and go into fourth year, and remain Cain

[Humphrey]

You wait around for ages to ride one and when you finally do its such a painful experience you'll wish you hadnt bothered

[hr]http://www.livejournal.com/users/humphrey_clarke/

[Prophet Tenebrae]

Four wheeled, weighing several tonnes, powered by internal combustion and serving as public transporation in and between urban areas?

80p only gets you so far?

[Mr Comedy]

Women are like buses because they are never on time, are very top-heavy, and inclined to fall over in strong winds.
You try to get anywhere with them, and you end up going around in circles.
Most of them you enter through the front, although the ones where you get in the rear are the most popular.
Despite men trying to drive them they have a mind of their own, and they breakdown if you do.
The one that everyone else is on is better than yours.
Despite this, people still like to get inside them twice a day and ride on them, either sitting or standing up..

[Haunted]

Women are like buses because they are in constant need of maintenance and only show up when its convenient for them

[Mr Comedy]

You have to pay twice.

[Haunted]

becuase I can never catch one

[laphroaig]

They are unpredictable, often making you pull out unexpectedly, which can cause frustration.

[Midget]

Some dirty ones go to Dundee on a Wednesday.

[Midget]

If you get in one after the bop your'll end up in DRA or Fife Park in the morning.

[Midget]

They take you to the KK Ball, but its a bugger getting in them at the end.

[Midget]

When two of them collide only very sad people are turned on.

[Steveo]

I've not yet rear ended one?

[hr][s]What a beautiful world this will be .... what a glorious time to be free[/s]

[Mr Comedy]

The ones that go around town in the day aren't worth riding.

[Mr Comedy]

You have to take them home at the end of the night?

[Haunted]

they think they can drive but they really cant?

[someone]

...they're loud.

[hr]
"He said that my astronauts were living together in sin, and deserved to be mulched."

Disco Inferno.

[Lindsay]

A few thoughtless individuals can ruin them for the rest of us!

(Thinking of the new anti-vandalism posters that have started appearing on buses)