I used to work in Chicago

[Lid]

A yellow flower she wanted... RAPE she got

And I don't work there any more.

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We are not drunks, we are multi-millionaires

[Mr Comedy]

A woman came in the store the other day, looking for a piano.

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"I am in no way interested in immortality, but only in the taste of tea. " -Lu Tung

[Midget]

A piano, from the store?

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[Mr Comedy]

A piano she asked for, MY ORGAN she got!

And I don't work there any more!

(This is the thread that keeps on giving).

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"I am in no way interested in immortality, but only in the taste of tea. " -Lu Tung

[Guest]

Is there a set tune this goes to?

[Lid]

Quoting from 13:56, 7th Dec 2006
Is there a set tune this goes to?

Join in in a debates' dinner, and you'd be sure to find out.

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We are not drunks, we are multi-millionaires

[Mr Comedy]

A woman came into the store the other day, asking for an oriental ocular device.

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"I am in no way interested in immortality, but only in the taste of tea. " -Lu Tung

[Steveo]

An oriental ocular device from the store?

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Set your goals way too high so I can laugh when you fail.

[Mr Comedy]

An oriental ocular device she asked for, MY JAPS EYE she got!
And I don't work there any more!

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"I am in no way interested in immortality, but only in the taste of tea. " -Lu Tung

[beef64]

A woman came into my store the other day asking for a caffeine hit.

[Mr Comedy]

A caffeine hit from the store?

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"I am in no way interested in immortality, but only in the taste of tea. " -Lu Tung

[Mr Comedy]

A woman came into the store the other day, asking for a punch up.

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"I am in no way interested in immortality, but only in the taste of tea. " -Lu Tung

[Lid]

A punch-up from the store?

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We are not drunks, we are multi-millionaires

[Mr Comedy]

A punch up she asked for, A FISTING she got!
And I don't work there any more!

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"I am in no way interested in immortality, but only in the taste of tea. " -Lu Tung

[exnihilo]

This may be the least amusing thread ever started. Good work on keeping it at the top of the board, though, so any random visitor, prospective student, alumnus, sponsor, etc who might have linked here from the debates website can enjoy the hilarity! AIDS? Rape? What could be funnier.

How I laughed.

[Eliot Wilson]

I have to say that I agree with Dr Joss. This sort of thing may be amusing after a private dinner (though frankly I'd say not), but this kind of public forum really isn't the place. It makes the UDS look like it's full of misogynist, bigoted wankers. Which I hope is not the case.

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Bill and Ted beat the Grim Reaper at Twister

Bill: "You played very well, Death, especially with your totally heavy Death robes."

Death: "Don't patronise me."

[Lid]

I disagree with Mr Joss. I've been searching for extra verses to this for ages - this has answered my prayers.

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We are not drunks, we are multi-millionaires

[exnihilo]

Still Dr. And what a superb rebuttal to my point, and to Mr Wilson's. Well done.

[Cain]

Let's hope that potential investors have also been hunting for these verses as well.

And yes, I'm as guilty as hell for joining in.

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I hold an element of surprise

[Jason Dunn]

Unwholesome though this thread indubitably is, its reflection is only marginally worse than the usual acrimonious sniping that takes place on this board. At least people are united in the spirit of cooperation, in this one instance.