by Eliot Wilson on Mon Mar 22, 2004 11:15 pm
There was a time (Hmm - a few of my sentences seem to start like that) when the Society would decamp to Aikman's after debates. Alas, much though I love Barbara and Malcolm, the proliferation of live music in Aikman's probably makes this impractical now. So let's think of the options.
The Byre - you have to stand, and they're utter bastards for withdrawing our discount deal.
Lafferty's - pleasant, but small, and with relatively few seats.
The Castle - a bit dingy, but spacious enough, friendly, handy for LPH, and it's not very far for our beloved Convenor to stagger home afterwards.
The Red Reiver - an amusing notion, but it's up for sale, so who knows what will happen to it?
The Central - monstrously busy of an evening, little seating, and a curious smell emanates from the lavatories.
The Gin House - gay bar gay bar. Need I say more?
The West Port - don't go there. Literally, or in an American teenager stylee.
Drouthy Neebors - a bit cramped if there are a lot of people, but perhaps workable.
The Whey Pat Tavern - we would blend in so well with the Ultimate Frisbee people and Dr Carson.
Aikman's - my favourite watering hole, but, as discussed above, prone to live music.
The Victoria - I think not.
Broons - hmmm, that, or perhaps I could boil my head in treacle.
The Crossed Keys - it'd be a larf.
Bridges - possible, possible. If it isn't too busy, it can be very pleasant. It is a bit of a hike, though.
The Tudor Inn - not quite our scene, I fear, though actually a pleasant pub.
The Russell Hotel - again, handy for Sallies, but a mite pricey, and I believe they close at eleven o'clock.
No. 1 Golf Place (McSorley's, The niblick, whatever) - again, a bit of a hike, and perhaps too cramped.
So it's up to you lot. Bridges perhaps has something to recommend it.
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Bill and Ted beat the Grim Reaper at Twister
Bill: "You played very well, Death, especially with your totally heavy Death robes."
Death: "Don't patronise me."