Are there any absolutely dire footballers out there? People who were always the last to be picked during breaktime at school? People who would love to suddenly discover that lost talent with a ball that they always knew existed?
For some strange reason I'm showing an interest in taking part in Sunday League this year, and without question I match up to all the criteria above. But I need others like me so we can survive the season together (I'm sure the pubs will get us through it!)