What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?

[Kibet]

Pi in the sky

[Cain]

mod elephant, mod camel, sine theta

[Levin]

Physicist, mathematician and computer scientist are in a car travelling across the Sahara Desert.
Suddenly, smoke appears from the engine and the car splutters to a halt.
The three set to work on finding a solution to their problem.
The physicist goes for the hands on approach and flips the bonnet up and starts poking around;
the mathematician get a pad and pencil out and sets to work on a theory for fixing the engine,

the computer scientist pipes up with 'Guys, can we not all just get out of the car at once and then get back in again?'

[Levin]

What is the difference between a mountaineer and a magnetic field.

One is a vector and the other is a scalar.

[Ewan Husami]

Two atoms walk down the street when one exclaims, "I've been mugged- someone's nicked one of my electrons".

"Are you sure?" asks the second atom.

"I'm postive", he replies.

[Guest]

[l][li]those who understand binary
[li]those who don't
[/l]