What do you call a lost Chinaman?

[Wong]

Disoriented.

[hr]When you play with fire, you must anticipate some burns
Chasing for desire, it's just a different way to learn

[Sleigh]

An Italian construction contractor needing to move a mountain of earth from the front to the back of a building hires a Greek, a German and a Chinese guy to do the job. He tells the greek and the German, "I want you two guys to move the earth and I want the Chinese guy to go and get the supplies to do the job, I'll be back in an hour to check on you guys." An hour passes by, the Italian returns to the site and sees the Greek and the German right where he left them and the mountain of earth untouched. He screams, "Why haven't you guys moved the dirt?" They answer they are still waiting for the Chinese chappy to get the supplies to do the job. The Italian takes off looking for the Chinese man, walks behind the mountain of earth, as he reaches the back of the mountain the Chinese guy jumps up and yells, "Supplies!"

[Anon.]

Man with no front garden: he look forlorn.

[Thackary]

Man who go through railway turnstile sideways - he going to Bangkok.

[Cain]

Man who runs in front of car, he get tired.

but man who run behind car, he get exhausted

[hr]
I hold an element of surprise

[Greebo]

Virginity like bubble - one prick, all gone!

[hr]http://greebopichost.netfirms.com - Loadsa drunken photos and suchlikes.

[Cain]

Confucious he say - Man who stand on toilet, is high on pot!

[Cain]

Confucious he say - Man who stand on toilet, is high on pot!

[Pender Native]

[s]Cain wrote on 23:39, 22nd Nov 2003:
Confucious he say - Man who stand on toilet, is high on pot!


Man with hand in trouser pocket feel cocky

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I seem to be missing a life - has anybody seen one?