Talk to me, people!
Just because I've left this austere institution doesn't mean you should forget about me, y'know.
I'll be back for every Monster Pub Crawl until the day I die (of liver failure, I imagine).
So you lot better keep me sweet by talking to me and at least pretending you like my company.
Or..or..I'll cry!
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He sleeps 19 hours a day, and eats 5 hours a day. He allows you to pet him, not so much because he likes it, but because he's too lazy to do anything about it.
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