Official Chicken appreciation thread

[Jono]

chicken suddenly loses its appeal when hall serves it five days in a row!!!

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I didn't download it guvner. It fell off the back of the Internet!

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Quoting Mystikal Dave from 20:40, 8th May 2006
Chicken is so much better than salmon.

You wouldn't see the Colonel describing salmon as "Finger Lickin' Good" now, would you?!

Although, I guess the actual chicken content of KFC "chickens" is debatable...





CHICKEN!

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I am by far the greater of two evils.

Which is better brain food though... *sits and waits for procrastination debate*

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Woah lads!

[Raindance]

Fish is good brain food. That is a scientific fact. There's no evidence for it but it is a scientific fact.

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Maybe all I'll see is sunshine

[Matt Badger]

Quoting Raindance from 22:35, 8th May 2006
Fish is good brain food. That is a scientific fact. There's no evidence for it but it is a scientific fact.

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Maybe all I'll see is sunshine

Raindance is a mother fucking heretic. That's the only fact i see.

Everyone knows that repeated massage with a raw chicken breast is the only real brain stimulant. Perhaps a lamb shank too. CHICKEN!

[Mystikal Dave]

In Soviet Russia, chicken eats you!

MOTHERFUCKIN' CHICKEN!

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I am by far the greater of two evils.

[Gregg]

ORLY MOTHERFUCKER?

[Mystikal Dave]

YA RLY MOTHERFUCKER.

Next! Goddamn chicken heretics...

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I am by far the greater of two evils.

[Gregg]

SRSLY MOTHERFUCKER!?

THE SCOURGE OF FUCKING AMLAK IS UPON YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOGH!!

[Mystikal Dave]

Random Chicken Fact Number 1:

"Chick'en" means "Prostitute" in Scandanavian.

(motherfucker).

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I am by far the greater of two evils.

[Matt Badger]

Random chicken fact number 2;

Chicken is a motherfucker

[Mystikal Dave]

Random Chicken Fact Number 3:

The second "c" wasn't added until 1972, when a bunch of motherfuckers rallied to have the word homogenised.

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I am by far the greater of two evils.

[Raindance]

Incidently if a quarter-pounder is a royale with cheese, what do they call chicken McNuggets in Holland?

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Maybe all I'll see is sunshine

[Matt Badger]

homogenised motherfucker

[Matt Badger]

Quoting Raindance from 00:05, 9th May 2006
Incidently if a quarter-pounder is a royale with cheese, what do they call chicken McNuggets in Holland?

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Maybe all I'll see is sunshine

a motherfucker with cheese

[Mystikal Dave]

Quoting Matt Badger from 00:05, 9th May 2006

Quoting Raindance from 00:05, 9th May 2006
Incidently if a quarter-pounder is a royale with cheese, what do they call chicken McNuggets in Holland?

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Maybe all I'll see is sunshine

a motherfucker with cheese

Surely that'd be fucknuggets with cheese? Or a chicken mcfucknugget with mccheese?

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I am by far the greater of two evils.

[Raindance]

This is swiftly getting ridiculous. You leave me no choice:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srAHAQW9 ... ch=chicken

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Maybe all I'll see is sunshine

[Matt Badger]

pipe down you salmon mother fucker!

[Raindance]

Salmon is

Quoting Matt Badger from 00:14, 9th May 2006
pipe down you salmon mother fucker!

Salmon is all fine and dandy but we all know that tuna is the chicken of the sea:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ycv3s7Z- ... %20chicken

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Maybe all I'll see is sunshine

[Mystikal Dave]

Quoting Raindance from 00:17, 9th May 2006
Salmon is

Quoting Matt Badger from 00:14, 9th May 2006
pipe down you salmon mother fucker!

Salmon is all fine and dandy but we all know that tuna is the chicken of the sea:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ycv3s7Z-I6Y&search=enter chicken

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HOLY CRAP! UNDERWATER CHICKENS!

The motherfuckers are evolving.


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I am by far the greater of two evils.

[Matt Badger]

HOLY WARS MEGADETH CHICKEN ASS MOTHERFUCKER!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2oj2qCa ... cken%20ass