sound 1: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek (trailing off into the distance, with the sound of my feet moving as rapidly as they can, roughly in the direction of Stirling, where I can probably find somewhere to hide from flyers for a couple of days. If not raffle tickets, if my uncles have anything to do with it...)
reason: rustlerustlerustlerustleargh! (and meeting up with people
)
sound 2: aaaaaaaaaaaghhhhh!rustlerustlerustlerustle
reason: remembering that I got turned away from a pub I've drunk in with my cousins since we were 16/17 last time I was in Stirling. Initiating frantic passport/other proof that I'm 21 hunting. Sniffle!