IMPORTANT

[slipperylikeanowl]

Cyrus MacCormack invented the MacCormack raper which did the work of a hundred men

[TheMadBear]

Mairi, you really are very strange...

*hugs*

[hr]It can't rain all the time - The Crow

[slipperylikeanowl]

No, no, i'm not, i am merely quoting from a man.

[Liz McKinnell]

Jethro Tull invented the seed drill. I think thats very important.

[slipperylikeanowl]

I think that it is important too. If it wasn't for old jethro there would be no yellow sun cycle. HENCE no food.

He deserves to be exhonnerated as a golden hoop.

[Doctor Mott]

Crop rotation was invented in the 16th century when Silas Bewilderbeest introduced the patent crop rotator.

[slipperylikeanowl]

Was he the same one who caught an actual wildebeest using only his jacket but was unnaware of the whole thing? -or am i thinking of somone else?

[Doctor Mott]

'Barnacle' Bill Pinkankle (that seemed funnier in my mind).

[Liz McKinnell]

Jamie invented the Howitzer Organ the other day. Is that important?

[Doctor Mott]

It's not only important, it's vital to the success of the nation

[Mark]

i think thats a lie

[slipperylikeanowl]

I'm fairly sure that it isn't a lie because if you look at the specific brand of ressonance that comes from the Howitzer organ, you will not only see why Jack Shirak???'s has to constantly wear a sack undergarment, but also why Michael Portillo's face feels like guts.

[Doctor Mott]

Unfortunately it has no effect on Richard Madeley, for that you need the...Corpuscular Defibrillator.