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[Liz McKinnell]

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[Scunthorpe]

If the Freasher's Fayre ever happerns at this rate. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[Loki]

How annoying.

[The_Farwall]

Can we put that on the posters? Pwease!!!

[James Baster]

AAAAAA <truncated> HHH!!!!!!11?

Why 11? Why not 387? Or 910?

[Mark]

Thinking of anyone in particular? I'd imagine not, because it sums up pretty much all of Rocksoc. Cunts that they are. Bunch of miserable bastards without a good word to say for anyone...and if there's one thing I can't stand it's a negative, whingeing arrogant fuckwit who thinks they're better than everyone else.

ADIOS, PITIFUL WORMS

MARK

[James Baster]

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[The_Farwall]

This from the man who's attempt to look like The Crow was face paint worn with a navy blue sweater and a pair of grey slacks.

[Scunthorpe]

The number 11 has mystic significance for we union types.

[James Baster]

It still got a round of aplause. Admitadly that was from Scunthorpes friend who thouoght I was one of the actors in the Mikado. But still ....

[JamieMalk]

our dear Scunthorpe took his finger off the shift button before the 1 key which has ! as its upper case.

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[The_Farwall]

That is all.

[underworlddreams]

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[JamieMalk]

...this coming from Mr How To Get Away With Surfing For Porn On Your Bosses Laptop. I feel honoured.

[The_Farwall]

Actually, I'm Mr How To Get Away With Surfing For "Dubious" Porn On Your Brothers Laptop. I just happen to have transferable skills.

[Dave]

What is "dubious" porn?

[The_Farwall]

It involves cross dressing russian midgets, half the gnp of botsuana, Mary Tyler Moore, a feather duster and a generous length stip of 2 inch wide, mauve deep pile carpet. And the carpet isn't allowed to get stained, that just spoils the mood.

Best not to ask, eh Dave?

Besides which, I don't think everyone who reads this website needs to know my particular tastes in happy pics.

[Dave]

Would you describe yourself as warped at all Chris?

[The_Farwall]

Not to my face. Would you?

[Dave]

Yes. But I can't see it right now. When do you come up?