by benedict on Sat May 29, 2004 9:12 pm
yay for Big Brother. providing it's not too shite. which it probably will be. watching Big Brother is such a retarded thing to do, so by perverse logic it's great. it's the equivalent of sanding your (own) skin.
last year's was a big ball of brotherly wank. partly because because a dull cunt was in it & ended up winning it. Jon was amazing. Craig was someone who wouldn't have survived under the Nazis either, so i don't know why he won it (note: this isn't a full on justification of the Nazi's conduct but merely to point out that they had a few decent ideas here & there).
from what i've seen so far it doesn't look like there's any great stars in the house, though i doubt i've seen them all. there's about a football team's worth of them in there + one bloke (or female thing) that sits on the bench for the duration.
from what i've seen they seem to have their tokens sorted out. one token camp bloke, one token long haired bloke, one token so overly-muscled bloke that he looks comical, one token blonde, one token ugly awkward bitch etc...
i wanted Friends to end with a mushroom cloud & Hitler laughing. sadly it didn't.