As requested by... erm... someone (no offence to that person, I would indeed know your name if I could recall your face, but I'm blanking completely on who said it) at the social last night: the updated Hall of Fame!
ASSASSINS 3: LACKING A SNAPPY TITLE (someone did suggest 'Killing In The Name Of')
Master Assassin:
Ark
Most Kills:
Hypercube, for 2 Assassins and 4 Hit Squad (somehow managing to take out six people in only two distinct events)
Honourable Mention in this category should go to Wildcard, who took out 2 Assassins and 1 squaddie
Most Attempted Upon:
Beard, for five attempts on her life during the course of the game (three of which were by Ark)
If I'd counted every squad attempt in terms of people involved rather than just one event then chances are it would have been Hypercube, Aspasia, Turnip Farmer Man, Wildcard... in fact, you can probably see why I took the lazy route.
The Pegasus Award, given to the player who survived longest without actually killing anyone:
Beard
An Honourable Mention MIGHT be due to Turnip Farmer Man; he missed out on the award on the basis that he didn't actually do anything for the entire game other than get killed and send emails, and had he not been killed off by the Squad would probably have faced the same fate as Penny the Poo Inspector (Dishonourable Discharge) eventually.
The Sarcophagus Award:
Turnip Farmer Man, for his miraculous survival of a stab wound to the neck. Bloody med students.
...and that's it until I get bored and make up some more!
Players: 22 (18 Assassins, 1 Squad Leader, 3 direct-to-Squad late sign-ups)
Deaths: 21 (I think - 15 Assassins, 5 Squad members, 1 Dishonourable Discharge. The Honourable Discharge doesn't count!)
Game time: barely 2 and a half weeks!
Hit Squad: 14, including the Squad Leader. Ye gods.
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If Jack Bauer was put in a room with Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler and Nina Myers and handed a gun with two bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
If Jack Bauer was put in a room with Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler and Nina Myers and handed a gun with two bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.