Condom Distribution Scheme

[Laura]

I'm not sure if anyone is currently reading this board given that you're all rpbably off doing exciting things, but according to the information I have, there is currently no Condom Distributor in Melville.
If this is not true and you know who it is, or if you would like to be the Condom distributor in your hall, please contact me on;

dorep@st-andrews.ac.uk

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