Chit Chattan

[Bread Roll]

Gaaaaaaaah. I thought we had covered the fact that was I to EVER see that again, legal action would be taken. I get no money for this. My scientific discoveries were taken completely out of context.

[s]adam freeman wrote on 17:29, 7th Nov 2004:
Now what you folks seem to have missed is 2003's 'alternative' McIntosh Newsletter, 'Shit Chattan' ...

Sadly, the second edition of the aformentioned underground rag (ew! an 'underground rag') never made the shelves as certain members of the editorial 'bored of ten' thought the revelations to be too 'revealy'. Only one edition ever entered the public domain.

Here's a reminder of what you've been missing out on - an article written for the first addition by a certain former senior student...

Cutting-edge quantum physicist, Dr Cat Bailie, today made a startling claim that may change the way we look at Hall forever: A-floor may not exist in conventional reality. "Basically," says Dr Bailie, "I have found evidence to suggest that A-floor does not exist unless a person from B-floor is present, and thus the very existence of the floor comes into question upon their departure.
Distinct A-floor events are rumoured to have occurred in the past but this has never been proven, leading Dr Bailie to label them 'non-events'. In addition, the groud of A-floor is known to slope at peculiar non-Eucleidian angles, and the rooms are frequently noticed to be smaller that their outside appearance. Dr Bailie grimly speculates that this may have been a factor in the decision to place males on A-floor in the year coming.

[Tweedle-Dum]

Liliputian, Potton says you're a crazy midget!



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[liliputian]

erm.. bothered?
let's have some proper gossip people!!!

like...
a certain person in hall admitted he would/could be attracted to a person who has been showing interest in them if that person was to be the opposite sex to what they are now... shame...

[Cain]

[s]liliputian wrote on 14:05, 16th Nov 2004:
a certain person in hall admitted he would/could be attracted to a person who has been showing interest in them if that person was to be the opposite sex to what they are now... shame...


of course, the path of true love never runs smoothly.

and it does of course mean a bit more than the standard "i'd change for you. really i would."

I have a sneaking suspicion that there will be a lot more gossip this time enxt week.

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[Colin]

[s]Cain wrote on 14:49, 16th Nov 2004:
I have a sneaking suspicion that there will be a lot more gossip this time enxt week.



There had better be. I am going to be in town (ie hall) at the weekend...

[Cain]

[s]Colin wrote on 15:38, 16th Nov 2004:
There had better be. I am going to be in town (ie hall) at the weekend...


For the benefit of the younger residents, that means lock your doors. at all times. and don't venture out.

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[Akasha]

The much famed "tall dark scary one" of previous years is coming to visit. Fortunately for all the petrified 1st years they are staying with me in the badlands.

I'm sure they will make an appearance, sweeping their long black coat of death in a suitably ominous fashion... just for effect y'know?

[Scellanis]

Eh?? How can I spend 3 years in Hall and miss this guy...I must spend too much time in forums not called The Sinner.

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[liliputian]

it's not a guy who akasha is refering to - tis your academic grandmother if i am not mistaken.
colin on the other hand is a guy... and a sleazy one at that. but we love him for it... just not in *that* way!

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[Colin]

[s]liliputian wrote on 22:35, 16th Nov 2004:
just not in *that* way!


yet.

[Scellanis]

I have an academic grandmother?? Ooo... lol Quite interesting trying to figure out who I'm related too....probably can stop trying though, seem to be related to everyone...

Have no intention of getting foamed or getting an academic father even though its my last chance this year.

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[liliputian]

[s]Colin wrote on 22:51, 16th Nov 2004:
[s]liliputian wrote on 22:35, 16th Nov 2004:[i]
just not in *that* way!


yet.
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no, never colin - sorry. lol

you're too short...!

[Cain]

Idiots - 2

Cain's door posters - 0

last year i managed to go through the whole year with only the 1 poster. now i'm going to be putting up my 3rd this year, and its only week 8.

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[Cain]

[s]liliputian wrote on 22:35, 16th Nov 2004:
it's not a guy who akasha is refering to - tis your academic grandmother if i am not correct.


well phrased. that means "if i am wrong, it's your academic grandmother." what if you're right?

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[Akasha]

she is Kylies mother..
Anyway you are safe scellanis as she isnt here till next wed/fri so no foaming. Although i dont know if you saw on lj but Kylie herself will be back! *locks doors*

[liliputian]

[s]Cain wrote on 23:54, 16th Nov 2004:
[s]liliputian wrote on 22:35, 16th Nov 2004:[i]
it's not a guy who akasha is refering to - tis your academic grandmother if i am not correct.


well phrased. that means "if i am wrong, it's your academic grandmother." what if you're right?

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yeah i realised that just after i posted it, but for some reason my internet/pc/whatever is being stupid and wont let me log in to be able to edit or delete posts. very annoying. can you edit it for me? lol should obviously read "if i am not mistaken"

[Cain]

[s]liliputian wrote on 10:40, 17th Nov 2004:
yeah i realised that just after i posted it, but for some reason my internet/pc/whatever is being stupid and wont let me log in to be able to edit or delete posts. very annoying. can you edit it for me? lol should obviously read "if i am not mistaken"


edit it? i'd rather keep it there.

if you really want it fixed, let me know and i'll sort it out.

and some how, i managed to post unreg while signed in on the personals board today. how the hell did that happen? it had my sig on it as well.

good to see the common room tidied up as well.

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[liliputian]

common room tidied?

was it a really bad mess? i didn't see it yesterday, and went to bed really early as had a really bad headache, only to have a worse one when little headache woke me up at 4am...

regarding the state of the common room, it's an issue for the domestic convenor - which ISN'T me this year, but sheelagh.

[Thackary]

[s]Scellanis wrote on 23:03, 16th Nov 2004:
...seem to be related to everyone...


I'm still working on a bit of software that will calculate academic family trees...

[Colin]

[s]Thackary wrote on 18:45, 17th Nov 2004:
I'm still working on a bit of software that will calculate academic family trees...


A near impossible task I feel. Almost garunteed to get stuck in the sort of loop which give computers migranes.