Chit Chattan - Quotes

[o_t4ng]

Not really funny, but funny because of how it was delivered-
Andrew (while asleep):*sits up*"I'm slightly worried about wasting one of your danger thingys...."
reply"Dude, what?"
Andrew(still asleep):"Your danger thingy....never mind"
*lies down and goes back to real sleep*

On a more innuendo based note-
Jessie: "The faster you go, the faster you come."

[piglett]

Miss K S:
"yes its quite fun sleeping there, you never know who will be on top of you when you wake up"

[Cain]

Jules (to Cain): - Did you see the smile on Cook's face when you teabagged him?

[little headache]

This isn't dirty or anything, just pretty funny at the time.

Becky: "Zebras sound like horses, only stripey. Neigh (black and white stripes)!!"

[hr]...the truth is rarely pure and never simple; modern life would be very tedious if it were either, and modern literature a complete impossibility...

[Cain]

Cook - I like this under the thumb shit

[Tweedle-Dum]

Biggles:

"Ploughman's lunch! Do I look like a fucking ploughman?"



[hr]
Live by the sword, die by the arrow.

[hopie]

Jessie to andrew

"you have two shots and you can put it anywhere you want"



[hr]Im not jesus christ, Ive come to accept that now....

[You really had to be there]

Biggles prior to visiting the vastly inferior Edinburgh Polytecnic's (well at any rate post-reformation) Student Union in usual and total oblivious mind-set:
Biggles: "Shall we go to the Oxford Union"
CDUK gang: "You mean Edinburgh"
Biggles: "No (portraying a degree of exasperation), shall we go to the Oxford Union"
CDUK gang: "No, its Edinburgh"
Biggles: (with sudden realisation) ah... I see... It's like that is it... what have we done...
All: heads hang in shame

[macgamer]

There seems to be always something interesting taking place in Chattan 24 hours a day. Back at the DRA building site life is pretty dull, apart from narcissistic girls mistaking thermistors for listening devices.

[o_t4ng]

Jessie: I knew you were going to do that because you were making your deep-throat face.

Jenni (while waving a packet of condoms): What do I do with these? Where do they GO?!

Jenni: Well we've done Andrew's arse to death.

[Valen_gr]

Who the heck are all you people o_O

Nice to see some people i recognise :p



[hr]Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe....

[Zombie Sheep]

These people, Valen, are our replacements!

[hr]Superman Beats Gally, Cockburn and Archer!

[Valen_gr]

lol ok, i from what i see they are true followers of chattan mischief!!!

makes me want to drive up to st ands and meet some of them
hehe!!

[hr]Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe....

[hopie]

Election special
Overheard above the noise of the Dinner Queue crowds

Q:"When is the election?"
A:"I dont know but the campaigning doesnt start til March 8th"

"Whats a heckling?"

[Cain]

Jenni: The pink one gets the most penis!



[s]not related[/s]



[/b]Jessie:[/b] It's like an orgasm in my mouth!

[Cain]

Duncan: The song came after the bum sex

[Cain]

Amy: Bondage gear is expensive. I could always make my own.

[hr]

I hold an element of surprise

[Cain]

Duncan There's a beach party tonight

Cain Where?

Duncan The Beach