Dear Resident
The biannual showerhead clean will take place on Friday 10th December. The works are essential to ensure compliance with the Control of Substances Hazardous to Health Regulations 1994 and other associated legislation.
With regards
Residence Manager
Did anybody else find this really funny? It makes it sound as if it's a big event. Should we get gowned up and sing chorals while they do it?
or have i been spending too much time on my dissertation?
[hr]I hold an element of surprise