Last words

[LadyLincoln]

Dear everybody i know at mcintosh. In less than 7hrs i will be on a plane. If i do not survive (engine failure, terrorist attack,etc) then its been nice knowing you all. Take care. Thankyou and goodnight. (p.s. im secretly inlove with david gallagher-he gives me butterflies...)

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I Say Who, I Say When, I SAY WHO!!!

[LadyLincoln]

Now it appears there is another threat-the space shuttle might collide with my plane when it enters the atmosphere!nooohoooo!!

[Slash wannabe]

She forgot to mention i'd be at the terminal with a double barreled shotgun to end this insanity.

She died a humble, but captivating peasants death.

Ladylincoln we hardly knew ye.

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I could set you free, rather hear the sound of your body breaking as I take you down

[Louis Cyphre]

"Last words are for fools who haven't said enough."

The last words of Karl Marx.

[LadyLincoln]

Well i managed to survive the journey, however i have been very traumatised by the whole thing. Twas rather funny when the couple i was sat next to ran to the toilets for a bit of mile high action though. And when the plane did a nose dive into the indian ocean. We almost died.
Unfortunately i have to go through the whole damn thing again soon. I wonder how long it would take me to drive back? hmmmm. i'd probably have to take my driving test, so i might not make it for freshers week.
Slash wannabe, would you really have killed me with a shot gun?

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I Say Who, I Say When, I SAY WHO!!!

[Slash wannabe]

As it turns out I forgot the shells.

Attempted to use a shoestring in a strangling matter but my shoe kept falling off. After about the third or fourth time of quietly following you, I quit for fear of some ned stealing my shoe.

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I could set you free, rather hear the sound of your body breaking as I take you down

[LadyLincoln]

Everybody feel free to relax...i survived!!woohooo!! no terrorism, crash landings, or alien encounters...although the pilot was pretty crap. He decided it would be fun to nosedive in to heathrow airport instead of the usual gradual descent.And then the wheels nearly came off when we did eventually land.

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I Say Who, I Say When, I SAY WHO!!!

[Tweedle-Dum]

If I'd been holding my breath, I'd have died of asphyxiation long ago.

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Live by the sword, die by the arrow.

[LadyLincoln]

pity

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I Say Who, I Say When, I SAY WHO!!!