Children Wanted

[Tweedle-Dum]

I am now accepting applications for academic children, positions will be avaliable from the moment I matriculate in to my third year, (probably mid-fresher's week).

Requirements:

-Good sense of humour
-Taste (though not necessarily tolerance) for alcohol
-Party spirit
-The audacity to visit A27 and say "Hey Jules, I want to be your daughter.

N.B. This is not sexist merely traditional. Parents find same sex children themselves, I think.

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Live by the sword, die by the arrow.

[LadyLincoln]

Notice how the time was 13:13. Bad luck all round if you follow this up im afraid.

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I Say Who, I Say When, I SAY WHO!!!

[Al]

The only part of that that is based on tradition is the bit about the going into third year. First years ask someone to be their mother but wait to be asked by a would-be father. That is the tradition.

[Tweedle-Dum]

Quoting Al from 13:35, 27th Aug 2005
The only part of that that is based on tradition is the bit about the going into third year. First years ask someone to be their mother but wait to be asked by a would-be father. That is the tradition.

For men, yes, is it not the other way round for the ladies. Any way, I want to avoid getting fucked and shouting "Everyone in this room is my academic child" in a Nick McGlynn stylee. He ended up with nigh on 40 children.

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Live by the sword, die by the arrow.

[little headache]

You'd better throw a good Raisin party.

[Tweedle-Dum]

You've got your own parents' party to go to.

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Live by the sword, die by the arrow.

[Tweedle-Dum]

You've got your own parents' party to go to.

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Live by the sword, die by the arrow.

[little headache]

You bastard!

[Tweedle-Dum]

You can come if you're not too sober from your mother's bash

Quoting little headache from 01:58, 28th Aug 2005
You bastard!

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Live by the sword, die by the arrow.