Re Quote log

[theshark]

"Tomorrow I'll start on a different part of your anatomy..." Steve
"You sit on that side and we'll go at him from both sides." Amanda
"He can poke himself as much as he wants..." Steve

[Adam Fellows]

"Hey Adam ... I've got porn"

and

"I'm so found, I'm Beethoven"

- The genius of Mr Schuyler Winter.

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[The Jaspar]

"I was trying it too, and my hips were not lying!"

- Again, Mr. Schuyler Winter

[rtsg]

"That was my ball, get off!" - Ross, worryingly to me

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"It was quite happily clamped between my legs" - Riho

[rtsg]

"Go on, get it in the mouth...not, that was the neck" Dave Miller

followed by...

"go on, put it in now, you might as well" - Sean

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"I couldn't get him, he was on top" - Jasper about Sean

[The Jaspar]

Quoting angel_kohaku from 22:38, 3rd Dec 2006
I'm sure it was smaller than yours. It was just the standy up part though.

A nice wee quote from the shelving thread!

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A few from the Chemsoc dealie last night

"I didn't come with Riho tonight" - Marc

"You weren't sitting here when I came..." - Steve

"Julian's fucked... he's so Belgian... so Belgian..." - Lawrence

"On a purely philosophical level, I hate people with stubble" - Lawrence, having just pulled Riho, for cake.

"I am chemistry!" - Riho

"Yeah, if you don't get this guy home, I'm gonna kick your ass" - Lev from the DRP about Riho, from the guy who was almost in as bad a state

"Riho, if you come this way, I won't cum on your face" - Lawrence in a desperate last ditch effort to stop him trying to get into the Bop

"Well you know Scott's got a dildo, why don't you give him a try?" - Martin

"Dave, I'm pretty sure I could take you" - Richard, who I just hope doesn't have any stubble

[theshark]

"You must feel like a sausage factory" Some random old lady at work today

I honestly didn't know what she was talking about, i just agreed and charged her £12.57 for her trouble...


(edited many times cos I'm drunk...)

[jules]

'you have passed to the stage where i would say that i'd take you home.'-- richards impression of kayleigh's state of inebriation

[RammsteinCrazy!!]

My head is tired - Jon when drunk.

[Adam Fellows]

"God loves me, he totally wants in my pants..." - Beth



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[o_t4ng]

"We could gang bang Alex! I'm good at that! Let me show you".

Wise words from the Jaspar

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Tight jeans, an expensive haircut and a MySpace account does not make you emo! Go fix your eyeliner!!

[rtsg]

"Only lesbians don't like cricket" - Jaspar

[Wooly]

Quoting rtsg from 02:21, 12th Dec 2006
"Only lesbians don't like cricket" - Jaspar

That's just not cricket, Jaspar!

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[angel_kohaku]

Quoting o_t4ng from 01:38, 12th Dec 2006
"We could gang bang Alex! I'm good at that! Let me show you".

Wise words from the Jaspar

apparently using the "true" meaning of gang bang...

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I have always depended on the kindness of strangers

[o_t4ng]

Quoting angel_kohaku from 12:57, 12th Dec 2006

Quoting o_t4ng from 01:38, 12th Dec 2006
"We could gang bang Alex! I'm good at that! Let me show you".

Wise words from the Jaspar

apparently using the "true" meaning of gang bang...

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I have always depended on the kindness of strangers

My door is locked. There will be no banging of any kind anywhere near me.

And on a related note the next fucker to kick my bin is getting dead.

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[Magus]

"Why does everyone fancy me? It's so inconvenient!"

(If I id this quote, she'll kill me *trembles in fear*)

[Jono]

Mel perhaps?

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