Chattan Hall Film

[thePontificator]

You may have seen the poster. You may have heard rumours. Both are true. People on A floor are making a really really really crap spoof of 'Pirates of the Caribbean' and would like people to volunteer for ritual humiliation. Preferably with good comic timing, it depends how desperate we get. Basically a lot of incredibly juvenile humour went into this, but with good acting, production and hard work we may make something of it yet.

Oh, and Hi Alastair.

[pea]

I have insider information that the script is shit

Yet I am still intrigued...

[thePontificator]

[s]pea wrote on 20:44, 27th Nov 2003:
I have insider information that the script is shit

Yet I am still intrigued...


Hey! I co-wrote the script, it's at least 'not bad'. Who is this insider?

[pea]

Ah, now that would be telling

[Cain]

[s]thePontificator wrote on 18:04, 27th Nov 2003:
Oh, and Hi Alastair.


since that was directed to me, Hi.

I'm looking forward to seeing more of the script, especialyl so that I can better understand my motivation for it. Who's going to be directing?

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I hold an element of surprise

[pea]

[s]Cain wrote on 22:25, 28th Nov 2003:

I'm looking forward to seeing more of the script


Me too, if the excerpt on the main board is anything to go by it should be good =D

[thePontificator]

[s]pea wrote on 23:47, 28th Nov 2003:
[s]Cain wrote on 22:25, 28th Nov 2003:[i]

I'm looking forward to seeing more of the script


Me too, if the excerpt on the main board is anything to go by it should be good =D
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I and my co-writer Chris Houston will be directing and starring and editing and doing some of the musical score.

We are currently working out what music to use where, what effects we want used etc, and adding finishing touches to the script.

Another excerpt is as follows:

(JD; erm, thanks, what's your name again?

PC: It be Fulk, son of Fulk the Fierce a famous pirate. I, Fulk the Young…

JD: Snigger

PC: What?

JD: I’m sorry, you just said ‘I, Fulk the Young…’

PC: Aye, what about it?

JD: Well, it’s a bit, you know…paedo-ish.

PC: what be that?

JD: Um…I’m not really sure how to explain it without being vulgar., Ah, I know, pass me that child…)

END OF SCENE


it's in brackets because we're not sure we can include it due to content...

[pea]

That's brilliant! I'm so tempted to be involved now...

[thePontificator]

[s]pea wrote on 14:06, 30th Nov 2003:
That's brilliant! I'm so tempted to be involved now...


If you want to be involved just add your name to the list under the posters in the entrance corridor and we'll hopefully start filming next semester.

[pea]

[s]thePontificator wrote on 20:28, 1st Dec 2003:

If you want to be involved just add your name to the list under the posters in the entrance corridor and we'll hopefully start filming next semester.

Will do =D

[thePontificator]

[s]pea wrote on 12:33, 2nd Dec 2003:
[s]thePontificator wrote on 20:28, 1st Dec 2003:[i]

If you want to be involved just add your name to the list under the posters in the entrance corridor and we'll hopefully start filming next semester.

Will do =D
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I've posted a copy of the script so far in My Network Places/My Shared Files - Beano(Ithilian).

If you can't find that, find the user group called 'Dunno' and my computer is in there.

[rara]

If you want, you could submit an article/advertisement for the film for chi chattan. Currently I'd be grateful for any material for the newsletter.it should be getting published in january sometime...