Telephone Announcement

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This is an announcement i was asked to pass on by the telephone systems administrator.

Dear Administrator

Please advise all occupants of McIntosh Hall that the correct dial in for
their residential telephone is:

(++44) (0) 1334 42 followed by their extension number

0870 XXX numbers are being discontinued

in short, if you haven't already switched to the local numbers instead of the expensive 0870 numbers already, do so now.

happy telephoning

[hr]I hold an element of surprise