mr. duck the condom supplier?

[Fenella Ice]

So what's with the duck/condom man in the hallway on the right side of the annexe?
He's quite amusing, now that I'm used to him being there, and don't think its someone standing there everytime I come in. But does anyone know the story behind it? Or was it just someone majorly bored?

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[Guest]

I was hoping it was a Fred Durst effigy to be torn to bits and set alight come the end of May, no?

[Manic23]

it scared the shit out of me the other night after a session on the sauce

[Aldous]

Mr duck's hand had fallen off

[Manic23]

Mr Duck is rapidly running out of rubber johnnys!!

who's the randy bugger who's been nicking them all then? I have my suspicions! I wouldn't reccommend using them anyway, saying as they've been attached to Mr Ducks coat with sharp pins. Kinda defeats the purpose somewhat

[Campbell]

[s]Manic23 wrote on 21:27, 18th Apr 2004:
Mr Duck is rapidly running out of rubber johnnys!!

who's the randy bugger who's been nicking them all then? I have my suspicions! I wouldn't reccommend using them anyway, saying as they've been attached to Mr Ducks coat with sharp pins. Kinda defeats the purpose somewhat




aaahaha i never thought of that, someone's going to have an unpleasant surprise when they realise it's got a hole in it

[Miss Maryland]

yeah, counting the condoms on the duck every time i walk in has become a habit of mine.

[hr]...and there was much rejoicing.

[Fenella Ice]

oh, he's gone! did the cleaners move him away?
i suppose he was falling apart anyways...

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[andrewdalgleish]

if he'd been on D floor he wouldn't have lasted more than about 3 minutes. one of our fire exit lights is hanging off the ceiling, there is a hole in the kitchen wall and there was shaving foam everywhere earlier on. *sigh* youngsters these days..

[andrewdalgleish]

damn: i double clicked the post button

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[ever_nocturnal]

I've been asked by the incoming Director of Representation to be a condom distributer in hall, I'm wondering if anyone else would like to be responsible for helping replace Mr Duck, until he has been released by his captors?

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[andrewdalgleish]

well... Ben Read is the 'real' condom distributor in hall, so we don't really need another one.

[ever_nocturnal]

[s]andrewdalgleish wrote on 18:50, 20th Apr 2004:
well... Ben Read is the 'real' condom distributor in hall, so we don't really need another one.


I'm thinking of next year though? If he's still in Regs and happy to do it, then its fine.

[amac]

[s]ever_nocturnal wrote on 20:27, 20th Apr 2004:
[s]andrewdalgleish wrote on 18:50, 20th Apr 2004:[i]
well... Ben Read is the 'real' condom distributor in hall, so we don't really need another one.


I'm thinking of next year though? If he's still in Regs and happy to do it, then its fine.
[/i]

i think he's a fourth year, so if you don't get tresurer then you can always put condom person in your CV!

[andrewdalgleish]

i'm pretty sure he's not fourth year, but i don't think he's in hall next year. looks like the position might be vacant after all. :S

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[Miss Maryland]

how are we supposed to carry out your orders if we don't know who they are and we don't know who you are?

[hr]...and there was much rejoicing.

[ever_nocturnal]

[s]amac wrote on 21:38, 20th Apr 2004:
[s]ever_nocturnal wrote on 20:27, 20th Apr 2004:[i]
[s]andrewdalgleish wrote on 18:50, 20th Apr 2004:[i]
well... Ben Read is the 'real' condom distributor in hall, so we don't really need another one.


I'm thinking of next year though? If he's still in Regs and happy to do it, then its fine.
[/i]

i think he's a fourth year, so if you don't get tresurer then you can always put condom person in your CV!
[/i]

My CV is already nicely peppered thanks. LOL
I'm hoping to have President of Vice of the LGBT above my door... I might as well look after hall condoms as well as theirs. I'm Treasurer of two other societies all of a sudden, so I'm sure I'll be fine

[Guest]

[s]Miss Maryland wrote on 16:10, 21st Apr 2004:
how are we supposed to carry out your orders if we don't know who they are and we don't know who you are?

[hr]...and there was much rejoicing.


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