Anybody need a Whore?

[HelpMeWhoreMe]

I need money. I need money desperately. I need money now.

I can't extend my overdraft any further. I Have explored the avenue of Hardship loans. I have sold almost everything I own (bar my kidneys, and that's only because I'm sure they're alcohol damaged) on eBay.

However, I do have high hemlines and low morals. So if anyone knows anyone who wants a prostitute, could you let me know? Or at least let me know of any other way of accessing some cash pretty quickly.

Thanks all.

[Agnus Dei]

show us what you look like. i might consider it ;) i have enough money in my account to last a lifetime

also i dont like making girls feel used and cheap. if we were to do it and you are my type i would make love to you and make you feel special at the end of it..because i'm sweet deep down :)

:-P

[Greebo]

*wonders if this should've been posted in the for sale/wanted boards*

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[EviLTwiN]

*thinks the second post is more stupid than the first * - im guessing the guy is trying to be funny.

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http://www.the-leaving.com

[munchingfoo]

If u are willing to have sex for money, why not just latch onto a guy who u can take for a ride. Ask him to move in with u and pay the rent!

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[munchingfoo]

Oh, and unless the guy is realy shy, the chances of anyone needing a student prostitute in St-andrews is nil. Why pay when u can go to the bop and get it for free?

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[Mr Tickle]

[s]munchingfoo wrote on 14:50, 18th Mar 2004:
Why pay when u can go to the bop and get it for free?


since when has the bop been free? and usualy you have to pay 3 quid entry plus buying people drinks can get expensive.

[munchingfoo]

Ok, ill change that then,

£3 bop + £3 drinks = £6

So unless you are willing to undercut £6 etc. etc.



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[Agnus Dei]

[s]EviLTwiN wrote on 14:20, 18th Mar 2004:
*thinks the second post is more stupid than the first * - im guessing the guy is trying to be funny.




of course i was joking you silly stupid fucker

[The Man Next Door]

You're verging on trollism

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[Rapunzel]

[s]Mr Tickle wrote on 15:54, 18th Mar 2004:
[s]munchingfoo wrote on 14:50, 18th Mar 2004:[i]
Why pay when u can go to the bop and get it for free?


since when has the bop been free?
[/i]


I think the point is that the sweet loving available at that haunt of St Andrews's glamorous sophisticates, the Bop, is generally not charged for. The bop itself, being St Randys' premier night out, naturally has an entrance fee. But if you are lucky enough to be considered cool enough to be in the habit of frequenting the bop, you'd be at no extra expense. The sex is therefore included free of charge.

Or so I am led to believe.

[possom]

[s]The Man Next Door wrote on 19:59, 18th Mar 2004:
You're verging on trollism

Verging???!!

[helpful]

why not go to the dundee casino strip club. i know other students have worked there

[Guest]

[s]Unregisted User helpful wrote on 15:14, 18th Mar 2004:
why not go to the dundee casino strip club. i know other students have worked there


Stripping, how uncouth, plus I want some St Andrews luvin.

[munchingfoo]

Is this the same person who created this thread? If so you should reconsider the fact that u believe prostitution to be 'lovin'. Anyman in st-andrews can give u sex like they would a prostitute(I said can and not would) but lovin suggest feelings or at least mutual fun. Prostitution is not fun. Its a bad job, but somebody has to do it kinda situ.

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[rr12]

Why not become a lawyer if you want to fuck people for money?

Or go to the careers service and ask what the prospects database has on whoring.

[hopes this is a windup]

I think theres a job at the video shop on south street for 15hours + a week. Why not give that a go?