YAY this is fun!

[quarterstaff]

that would be telling

aquarius

because it would be harder to fall ON the swing

[amac]

Lib Dem

Capricorn

And, erm.. i pushed him.

[Cain]

lib dem

taurus

because he was being a daredevil

[hr]
I will diminish, and go into fourth year, and remain Cain

[Don]

Lib Dem

Aries

There is no swing.

[Midget]

Lib Dem or a more socialist party if there was one.

Cancer

Because the person pushing him got their finger stuck up his bum and so stuck that his guts came out attached to the finger as he swung ha ha.

[tramp]

Conservative

Virgo

He heard a phantom ice cream van and couldn't control his urge for a dose of the white stuff.

[helen b]

Tory

Aries

Because the glue attaching his bottom to the swing was not as strong as his parents first thought, hence he fell off and started annoying them again.

[Pender Native]

SNP
Aries

Because he swung too high and got dizzy and couldn't hold on anymore

[LeopardSkinQueen]

I wouldn't- registered in NI.
Aries.
Who cares? Bloody kids.

[hr][s]Log Lady: I heard you speaking about Laura Palmer?
Dale Cooper: Yes?
Log Lady: One day my log will have something to say about this. My log saw something that night.
Dale Cooper: Really. What did it see?
Log Lady: Ask it.
[Cooper hesitates]
Log Lady: I thought so. (walks away)
[/s]

[Humphrey]

1) Given that my Essex constituency has has been Tory for the last 5000 years I fail to see the point of voting, I dont even know who my Member for Parliment is, probeberly Rupert the Wanker M.P or something, Pentlow sounds like a rotten borough anyway.

2) Virgo sadly, which according to this bullshit i'm reading makes me emotionally cold, overcritical, fussy and obsessed with hygene ha ha!, my room should carry a health warning.

3) Dunno, Whenever I fell off a swing when I was little it was usually because my elder brother took a sadistic pleasure in pushing me off and rubbing dirt in my face.

[Rex Mundi]

Tory

Cancer

The swing contravened a new EU directive on the correct dimensions for "playground related appareatus", and the boy was so disgusted that this swing broke the directive that he had to get off it as soon as possible lest it make him feel unclean and violated.

[Mr Comedy]

1) The tories. I think everyone knows that

2) Leo, which is quite obviously the most awesome one

3) Because he didn't have any hands!

[addiction]

Tory

Libra

He was auditioning for stuntman on the forthcoming 'swings and roundabouts'.

[hr]He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

[Joesta]

Conservative or Liberal Democrats

Virgo

because he was stupid.

[Manic23]

There are far too bloody tories on this thread...

[Iain]

SNP

Libra

Coz the swing broke due to the local authority not having the funds or the will to maintain the playpark properly... (ahem)

[Rrrr]

Not really sure, just not Labour.

Leo, which is, yes, the coolest star sign. Rar.

Because he has a lazy eye and the patch affects (effects?) his balance.



[hr]Splat!

[queen of scots]

1) Conservative
2) Cancer
3) A big highland cow came up behind and pushed him off

[hr]
Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.

[lapis lazuli]

1) SNP or Lib Dem
2) Scorpio
3) Because he was an obese kid and the chains holding the swing burst under his immense weight.


[hr]
Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.
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yacketayakking screaming vomiting whispering facts and memories and anecdotes

[Slash wannabe]

Me.

Scorpio.

Cos he was crap.

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