NEDS!

[kaleidoscope_eyes]

If anyone appreciates Ned humour, or more to the point, the humour in chronically taking the piss out of Neds and Nedism, please visit this site and go to the Toys section. The alphabet section is escpecially hilarious:

www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk

[hr]All you touch and all you see, is all your life will ever be...

[Manic23]

Whilst Glasgow survival is a good laugh at the expense of the NED, this site is worryingly designed by NEDS for NEDS:

http://www.pollok-yt.freewebspace.com

P.S. If you browse through the pictures you'll see a mobile number written underneath the photo of a young scallywag called Jamie McK- make note of his number- its hilarious to ring him when you're hammered at 3am

[benedict]

'Machette's

These Bad Bhoys Are Mostly Used 4 The "WoW" Factor And Very Rarely Used If U Do See 1 Of These Do Urself A Favour And Run Like Fuck (Unless You Carry A Gun)'

the bit in parantheses is prime quality.

a pretty fucking scary site, but half of them look quite charming in their own way.

[Humphrey]

Well done Manic23!, this site is find of the century, paticulaly loved what the neds had to say about the elderly

"These old fuckers in their groups form neighbour hood watch and like 2 snitch
on us innoccent victims. They are constantly peakin oot their windows watching our every move.
the auld bastards gee ye a mouth full then tell yoo no 2 b cheeky ( i find it hilerious how
they know everyones parents:)) ) Any way these old fuckers wlkn aboot wae thur zimmers n wee electric
motors take up 2 much room space and hospital beds so a say ye can through yer granny aff a bus
so do ur part n end these old buggers lifes."

[Fionnlagh]

The BBC has some amusing ned olympics games on the chewin' the fat site.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/tv/chewin ... ndex.shtml

[amac]

[s]kaleidoscope_eyes wrote on 23:45, 9th May 2004:
If anyone appreciates Ned humour, or more to the point, the humour in chronically taking the piss out of Neds and Nedism, please visit this site and go to the Toys section. The alphabet section is escpecially hilarious:

www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk


You have to look at the video of the ned on a bike under the toys section. One of the funniest things i've ever seen.

[Quentinfetishwoman]

An amusing ned-slang site
http://www.firstfoot.com/php/glossary/p ... p?letter=a

Fave- 'An then yer arse fell aff'

[hr]"Horror by definition is the emotion of pure revulsion. Terror by the same standard is that of fearful anticipation"-Dario Argento

[Cain]

[s]amac wrote on 11:15, 12th May 2004:
You have to look at the video of the ned on a bike under the toys section. One of the funniest things i've ever seen.


its funny, but i can't watch it. the sheer painfulness is too much.

its one of the most hurtifying things i've seen.

[hr]
I will diminish, and go into fourth year, and remain Cain

[Humphrey]

Apparently this guys record for downing bucky is 18 seconds!


http://www.byt-higgins-byt.freewebspace.com/index.html

[Quentinfetishwoman]

Thats truely sad.

[hr]"Horror by definition is the emotion of pure revulsion. Terror by the same standard is that of fearful anticipation"-Dario Argento

[Mr Comedy]

awa tae fuck yer talkin pish.

I particularly like "A Eat Ma Dinner With 1 Of These !"

[Quentinfetishwoman]

Humphrey, I'm rather scared by the picture of the large lady in the fuscia pink. Really, the fuscia pink 'burd' is one to avoid.

[hr]"Horror by definition is the emotion of pure revulsion. Terror by the same standard is that of fearful anticipation"-Dario Argento

[Quentinfetishwoman]

I should also add that they all look so tacky.

[hr]"Horror by definition is the emotion of pure revulsion. Terror by the same standard is that of fearful anticipation"-Dario Argento

[Cain]

group photo. in the toilets. ok

http://www.byt-higgins-byt.freewebspace ... iggins.jpg

[hr]
I will diminish, and go into fourth year, and remain Cain

[Quentinfetishwoman]

http://www.byt-higgins-byt.freewebspace.com/photo4.html

Some stereotypical neds.

Theres also a photo with the following underneath-
'THIS WAS WAN NIGHT IN HODGY'S WE WERE OUT OUR NUTS LOL'

[hr]"Horror by definition is the emotion of pure revulsion. Terror by the same standard is that of fearful anticipation"-Dario Argento

[moonshine boy]

tell ye something the birds on these sites would fuckin get it

c'mon tae fuck

[Raindance]

What really annoys these neds is when you leave insults in their guestbooks (g-book). You have to leave an e-mail address but there is a way around it: and the thought of him trying to send abuse to nicetry@gofuckyourself.com fills me with joy.

[hr]Looks like the joke's on you Lord Paultoreaux!

[Quentinfetishwoman]

LOL.

[hr]"Horror by definition is the emotion of pure revulsion. Terror by the same standard is that of fearful anticipation"-Dario Argento

[lapis lazuli]

HAHA!! These sites are great! brought a smile to my face amongst all the revision gloom...


[hr]
yacketayakking screaming vomiting whispering facts and memories and anecdotes

[Mutley]

In my native norn' ir'land wee have a special breed of NED known as the spide or the 'steek' if you come from belfast, check out this fantastic website in their honour
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/no31online ... erator.htm


[hr]So how is life, love and the endless pursuit of happiness?