NEDS!

[Humphrey]

The guys on this site set out with good intentions

AwRiTe TrOoPz wE fOuT wE wId MaKe A SiTe CoS dErEs nUtTiN eLsE tAe DaE n We WaNtEd TaE mAkE a BeTtA sItE tHaN aWw uZ dAfTyS!!!!

Sadly the picture on their website dont load so its pretty dismal stuff

http://glasgowprideworldwide.4t.com/

[Humphrey]

The kids are alright, check out the crab alert photo!

http://www.andy-mac-ym-remo1.freewebspace.com/

[Humphrey]

http://www.bouncey-recordings.tk/

I cant think of a shitter name for a disk jockey than D.J Leslie!

http://www.carntynecrew.2ya.com/

"WE ALL CUM FROM CARNTYNE, WE DRINK BUCKFAST TONIC WINE, BUCKFAST TONIC WINE IS GREAT, COZ IT GETS U IN A STATE"

Truely a delightful little site

http://www.freewebs.com/dabestcrewpics2 ... nstuff.htm

Send in the best picture of you and your crew looking like a bunch of complete twats, fucking genius!

[Humphrey]

http://www.weekenny.freewebspace.com/about.html

Apparently this guy is a Rangers supporter

"heres a wee pic of me am in a flute band and a hope if theres any fenians readin the [fuck off ya black mingin carpet sellin gypsey]"

[Cain]

a fair number of those sites don't work, with the yahoo message "this site has exceeded its data allocation transfer"

are we responsible, hitting to so many times it collapses?

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I will diminish, and go into fourth year, and remain Cain

[Manic23]

[s]Humphrey wrote on 20:18, 13th May 2004:

You seem to have an unhealthy fascination with NEDS Humphrey! Where did you find all these sites?! I never knew so many existed







"heres a wee pic of me am in a flute band and a hope if theres any fenians readin the [fuck off ya black mingin carpet sellin gypsey]"



This little fucker particularly pissed me off, but then I remembered- he's a NED!

[Humphrey]

The easiest place to find NED websites is on some NED culture page called Bawbag.com. The little fuckers post links to their gangs webpages under the links directory

http://www.bawbag.com/links/index.php

There seem to be quite a lot of them and I havent really got time to go through them all and a lot of the links dont work, bit of a shame really as I was anxious to look at Falkirkisfullofwankers.com. Im sure there are lots more of them and this is just the tip of the iceburg. Ned Webspace is of course by definition shite and for that reason a lot of the pages seem to crash if too many people look at them at once, its worth plugging away though if like me you have an unhealthy obsession with NED 'culture'

[Humphrey]

http://www.freewebs.com/yct_bogteam_chi ... /index.htm

At first glance this site has nothing to offer beyond the usual Ned Site, the usual collection of shout outs and gang photographs. However click on the Chinatoon friends news and you will find an incredibly detailed description of exactly what the miserable little shits have been getting up to at the weekend

"Every 1 met it the bk path n the park n Billy n Scotty foond Willy ko'd in the middle i the park lol n they walked up to the retail park to get a scran n we came otta mcdonald and a car full of stenny cunts pulled up n that fat cunt alan keirnan jumped out sayen whos wantin to go and scotty sayed i if ye want then billy came out mcdonalds and started abusen um"

"We wur headin home just after weve all scranned a mcdonalds and we see a cunt walkin hame wi a 16 inch pizza in his hand and we were still hank so we aksed um fur a bit n he said no ya morons so scotty billy n willy jum[ped um n stole a bit o pizza lol ."

"headin bk down to the college and a maddiston cunt walked past and sayed fuck the bog and pulled out a knife on us n billy hit um on the heed wi a brick and we chased um ."

And so on and so forth, the best ever argument for a police state.

[Humphrey]

http://www.falkirkboys.tk/

The usual collection of dismal photos of delinquents downing buckfast

[Humphrey]

Today’s NED site comes from the "Nulson Fleeto" a rather unpleasant bunch of NEDs with a distaste for racial minorities.

http://www.young-neil.4t.com/

This lad has included a photo of the local corner shop where he buys his buckfast from

"RITE TROOPS IF YER NO FAE NULSON BIT YER IN THE NULSON AREA POP DOON TAE THIS SHOAP MAN AND IZZY WILL SORT YE OOT WAE EH FINEST BUCKFAST TONIC WINE......WIT TAE DAE IS BOUNCE PAST EH CHIPPY RITE N THEN YEL C ALLDAYS JUST KEEP GAWN MAN TAE YE C A SIGN SAYIN EH MAIN STORE MAN JUST GEE THE CUNT A 5 NOTE N THERE YE GO A BOTTO A WINE!"

I shall keep that in mind, other sections include the now familiar commentary on the weekends proceedings most of which seem to involve throwing bricks at people.


OAN THE WEEKEND ITS MUCH BETTER MAN ITS FUKIN MENTO WE GET THE BEVY GO DOON THE BRICKY GET STONNED AND GO A HEAVY MISSION SUMTIMES FIGHTS BREAK OOT BIT SE WHEN THE POLI CUM DOON EVERYBODYS OFF MAN TAE THE MAIN STREET AND THEY BAM THE INDIANS UP TAE THE 100% MAXIMUM IT SO FUNNY BIT THE PAKIS HINK THERE MAD JUST COZ THEY HIV NEW PALS THAT WORK IN THERE ...

Best of all is the inclusion of a gang song, truly these guys have talent

IN THE LAND OF DIRT AND MUCK, NULSON FLEETO FIGHT LIKE FUCK !!!

A KNOW JURY, JURY KNOWS ME, CAUSE WE ARE THE MEMBERS OF THE FAMOUS N.Y.T !!!

IN THE LAND OF STONE AND ROCK NULSON LASSIES RUN A MOCK

IN THE LAND OF STONE AND CAVE NULSON LASSIES LOVE TO RAVE

Do you have a dream we are the NULOSN young team, everywhere we go, we run the show! Fuckin mental!!

Hey ho NULSON fleeto, everywhere we go, we fight with snooker cues and Stanley blades, stab the bastards jump back snooker cues go wack wack wack!!NULSON Fleeto Attack.

[Quentinfetishwoman]

[s]Humphrey wrote on 19:17, 14th May 2004:
The easiest place to find NED websites is on some NED culture page called Bawbag.com. The little fuckers post links to their gangs webpages under the links directory

http://www.bawbag.com/links/index.php

There seem to be quite a lot of them and I havent really got time to go through them all and a lot of the links dont work, bit of a shame really as I was anxious to look at Falkirkisfullofwankers.com. Im sure there are lots more of them and this is just the tip of the iceburg. Ned Webspace is of course by definition shite and for that reason a lot of the pages seem to crash if too many people look at them at once, its worth plugging away though if like me you have an unhealthy obsession with NED 'culture'




That is truely bad. they even have 'happy hardcore downloads':/ What is it with neds and this happy hardcore? Is it because you have to be off your tits to make it bearable?



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"Horror by definition is the emotion of pure revulsion. Terror by the same standard is that of fearful anticipation"-Dario Argento

[Humphrey]

Anyone interested in a slightly less intellectual atmosphere than that which the sinner provides should pay a visit to the NED message board at

http://www.bawbag.com/board/viewforum.p ... 40140f2a79

Average Post: GOths and Skaters Do Us a Favour

"OI U FUCKIN SMELLY BASTARDS FUCK OFF! BEFORE I PUT MY KNIFE TO ONE OF YA NANS THROAT! SLIT IT CLEAN OPEN AND WATCH HER CHOKE ON HER OWN BLOOD.
GOTHS DONT BELONG IN BRITAN YOU BELONG TUCKED UP IN UR DEAD MUMS N DADS GRAVES!"

[Quentinfetishwoman]

OMG. Thats awful. Is that what inbreeding does to a person?

[hr]"Horror by definition is the emotion of pure revulsion. Terror by the same standard is that of fearful anticipation"-Dario Argento

[Campbell]

that http://www.young-neil.4t.com site is fucking hilarious...

"WE WENT TO A PARTY ONE SATURDAY NIGHT WHEN THE BOWRIE JUNKIES ASKED ME TO FIGHT SO A PULT OOT MA BLADE AS QUICK AS A FLASH NULSON YOUNG TEA YA FUKIN BAS.THE FIRST GUY A STABBED WOZ 6FT 4 A STABBED HIZ BAWS AND HE FELL TO THE FOOR HE WO GREETIN AND WEAPIN LIKE A WE WEAN SO A PULT OOT MA BLADE AND DID IT AGAIN"


fucksake

[Humphrey]

http://www.villageboys.freewebspace.com/index.html

This site belongs to the Village Young Scheme crew and if you believe the blurb they have access to machetes, numchucks and what looks like a samurai sword, I remain sceptical.

[Campbell]

that site is very very concerning indeed

[Manic23]

[s]Campbell wrote on 18:47, 16th May 2004:
that http://www.young-neil.4t.com site is fucking hilarious...

"WE WENT TO A PARTY ONE SATURDAY NIGHT WHEN THE BOWRIE JUNKIES ASKED ME TO FIGHT SO A PULT OOT MA BLADE AS QUICK AS A FLASH NULSON YOUNG TEA YA FUKIN BAS.THE FIRST GUY A STABBED WOZ 6FT 4 A STABBED HIZ BAWS AND HE FELL TO THE FOOR HE WO GREETIN AND WEAPIN LIKE A WE WEAN SO A PULT OOT MA BLADE AND DID IT AGAIN"


fucksake


They should all be sterilised!!! well, the ones going about chibbin' the innocents

[Humphrey]

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/tomy1987/page1.html

This bunch of lads are rather lovable, they have even taken the time to compose an ode to Buckfast, they do however claim to be the 'hardest' in Fife so be warned!.


“You are my Tonic my Tonic Wine, You make me happy of Friday nights and Saturdays. We love to drink the Tonic wine ,so please don’t take ma Bucky away.”

"Everywhere we go! People want to know! Who we are! So we tell them! Who we are! The PYB! Hardest in fife! Tonic drinkers! Lets all down are Bucky now!!! La La La La La"

[Humphrey]

http://www.freewebs.com/wan_ugly_jakey_fuker/

An entire site devoted entirely to proclaiming that some Ned called Sandy Gallacher is a wanker

"This is the jackey Alexander Gallacher!! As U Can See He Thinks Hes Sum Sorta Fukin Gangsta Wi His Collar Up N His Hat 2 The Sky...He Really Sat For Days Tryin To Transform Himsel From A Gimp To A Ned..But We Call See He Didnt Quite Succeed!!"

A Gimp to a Ned isnt exactly a promotion

[Quentinfetishwoman]

'I am Wilson second hardest of the crew am 15 got the body and the looks.i can handle ma tonic and love pullen birds. Drank since 2nd yr ya bas.'

Hmm.

[hr]"Horror by definition is the emotion of pure revulsion. Terror by the same standard is that of fearful anticipation"-Dario Argento