NEDS!

[Campbell]

humphrey, one day i want to meet you, shake your hand and buy you a pint, for you have brightened up my mind-meltingly boring studying no end

cheers

[Humphrey]

http://www.youngfernhillwifty.freewebspace.com/

This bunch of NEDs have used some programe called teleatlas to give an overview of the scummy street they live in, they have also seen fit to include a rather generalised analysis of the local area

'the wifty is surrounded by 3 main schemez:
castlemilk tay (junkies)
blairbeth (worst ----- )
cathkin (blacknecks )'

The gang song is fairly shite but not bad in comparison to most others I've had the misfortune to look at

'when i was a young man
my father said to me
are you a member of the mental yft
i said yes sir father so dont you ---- with me for i am a member of the mental yft

i went to the court house
the judge said to me
are you a member of the mental yft
i said yes sir judge so dont you ---- with me for i am a member of the mental yft

i went to the jail house
the top man said to me
are you a member of the mental yft
i said yes sir top man so dont you ---- with me for i am a member of the mental yft'

This page has an amusing 'Dafties' page

'this page iz gonnae huv pics a cunts wee fight against'

Having seen their gang I think they have a pretty good chance at beating the fuck out of fat Liam but no hope of taking on the 'fannies fae the Tay' who appear to be main subject of their contempt

'no cum oan tae fuck who hings aboot wae there da when there going oot fur a booze joost shows how much shite bags these cunts ur '

I couldnt agree more

[Quentinfetishwoman]

'liam is wan of the fattest cunts av ever fought against and hes pal looks like a heavy junk ball'

'no cum oan tae fuck who hings aboot wae there da when there going oot fur a booze joost shows how much shite bags these cunts ur '

How amusing.

[hr]"Horror by definition is the emotion of pure revulsion. Terror by the same standard is that of fearful anticipation"-Dario Argento

[Humphrey]

Quoting Glasgow Survival

>
> Hey,
>
> I've added your review section to the website so feel free to email me any
> more reviews and I'll put them up for you. You could also give me an email
> address to put in the section so people can email you feedback and
> stuff.....stops them accuing me of being "that cunt whit sayed oor site wiz pish man" etc etc

Yay!, hate mail, this just gets better and better.

[Quentinfetishwoman]

Youve made it.

[hr]"Horror by definition is the emotion of pure revulsion. Terror by the same standard is that of fearful anticipation"-Dario Argento

[amac]

[s]Humphrey wrote on 13:29, 24th May 2004:
Quoting Glasgow Survival

>
> Hey,
>
> I've added your review section to the website so feel free to email me any
> more reviews and I'll put them up for you. You could also give me an email
> address to put in the section so people can email you feedback and
> stuff.....stops them accuing me of being "that cunt whit sayed oor site wiz pish man" etc etc

Yay!, hate mail, this just gets better and better.

Well done. Please post anything insulting you get. Theres nothing quite as funny as a ned hurling insults (provided he isn't about to chib you).

[Humphrey]

I just went to some NED's site and read this


'We're Famous

We all know tht falkirk know aboot us but thanx to glasgow survival the hole of the ned culture community will soon know the lads of the YCT after there review on this site praised our news page. So cheers Glasgow Survival www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk'

Holy christ!, obviously no publicity is bad publicity, how the fuck does calling them 'miserable little shits' constitute praise!.

[Humphrey]

http://www.trafalgar.tk/

Upon entering the site, the viewer is greeted by a suprisingly sophisticated but rather irritating flash animation. This bunch of Neds seem to like making decorative circles of buckfast bottles dubbed 'BUCKFAST HENGE' and then posing in them. Others are pictured posing with various weapons including a baseball bat and a samuri sword. More photos and links are promised.

[Humphrey]

http://geocities.com/dalmuir2003/YDT.html

Having sat through the intro to this site you are confronted with two options, enter or fuck off.If you chose to enter you'll wish you had taken the other option because this site is shite,

[Humphrey]

http://www.fubarposse.xs3.com/

Wankers

[Humphrey]

http://www.buckierossg.freewebspace.com/custom.html

More wankers

[Humphrey]

http://madsquadoafm.freewebspace.com/whats_new.html

This one has a gossip page but sadly I havent been able to translate it yet

'the gosup
rity hanley started gawn oot way nikki shaun started gawn oot way julie man its just aw luvers
hanley squared up tae johnny hendry n he shat it yasss thers the mad man a pic doon ther'



'mer gosup
here a hingk shauns oan syco pills he used tae be shy

he asked nathen fur a square g n hee shat it n then he asked andy c fur 1 man'

[Cain]

www.buckierossg.freewebspace.com/images/funnynuke01.jpg
that is NOT a cool tattoo

as for the gossip, i'll put in punctuation as well.

The gossip

Rity Hanley started going out with Nikki.
Shaun started going out with Julie.

Man, its just all lovers

Hanley squared up to Johnny Jendry and he (no idea who 'he' is) chickened out and ran away.
Yes! theres' the mad man; a picture down there.

More gossip
Here's something: Shaun is on psycho pills. He used to be shy. He asked Nathen for a square go (fight) and he shat it then he asked Andy C for (a square go). Man!

[hr]
I will diminish, and go into fourth year, and remain Cain

[Humphrey]

http://vulij.cjb.net/

VULIJ


'On the outskirts of glasgow theres a place youl never see.
A place youl never hear of, a place youl never be. (So this place doesnt exist then?, I wish that were true)

And the boys from here we call ourselves the
MENTAL V-Y-T!

Were the gangsters of this nation, the gangsters of this land.
And if we ever catch you here youl never
FUCKING STAND!'

[Prophet Tenebrae]

Are you using some kind of Ned translation device Cain? Or are you fluent in Nedese?

[hr]Ah, I hate how nothing changes. Such a peaceful Earth should just collapse...

[Quentinfetishwoman]

'Young Vulger! Here we fucking go' hmmm

Humphrey- most of those pages don't work. Have you special access?

[hr]"Horror by definition is the emotion of pure revulsion. Terror by the same standard is that of fearful anticipation"-Dario Argento

[Cain]

[s]Prophet Tenebrae wrote on 14:17, 25th May 2004:
Are you using some kind of Ned translation device Cain? Or are you fluent in Nedese?


I didn't use a translator, and when i was helping out at Buckhaven High (more students in special education than are filling in UCAS forms) I didn't have a chance with most of the kids, who spoke mainly without consonants.

i might have picked up a thing or two from them though.

besides, you should hear me when i've been at work for a week or two. i just go dead broad, ken?

[hr]
I will diminish, and go into fourth year, and remain Cain

[amac]

[s]Cain wrote on 15:18, 25th May 2004:
[s]Prophet Tenebrae wrote on 14:17, 25th May 2004:[i]
Are you using some kind of Ned translation device Cain? Or are you fluent in Nedese?


I didn't use a translator, and when i was helping out at Buckhaven High (more students in special education than are filling in UCAS forms) I didn't have a chance with most of the kids, who spoke mainly without consonants.

i might have picked up a thing or two from them though.

besides, you should hear me when i've been at work for a week or two. i just go dead broad, ken?
[/i]
Worryingly i could read that perfectly well without having even having to slow down and look at it carefully :S

And once again, well done Humphrey!

[Guest]

http://www.buckierossg.freewebspace.com/custom.html

More wankers

[Humphrey]

The right address is

http://www.buckierossg.freewebspace.com

and the question is who is the biggest wanker on the photo page, I go with Scotty Boy