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by **funfunfun** on Tue Jul 27, 2004 4:21 pm

whats the most funniest/ridiculous/dumbest/hilarious (well you get the idea!) pick-up line you ever heard?

by **Aureliano** on Tue Jul 27, 2004 4:26 pm

There are tooo many funny ones to pick a favourite. This one's a classic:

"The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word."

by **Paranoid** on Tue Jul 27, 2004 5:07 pm

"If I manage to down this bottle of alco-pop you have to kiss me....*cough*...*splutter*....*choke*...[gives up all hope]"

It happened!

by **Haunted** on Tue Jul 27, 2004 5:15 pm

Fuck me if I'm wrong but isnt your name Gretchewanan?

by **Humphrey** on Tue Jul 27, 2004 6:35 pm

Nice legs, when do they open?

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by **Wong** on Tue Jul 27, 2004 9:12 pm

Let me go in to my archive of other people's wit...

my favourite is "whats your favourite flavour of wood"
huh?
it worked once
right enough she was a tad insane

[hr]No tree has branches so foolish as to fight among themselves

by **Paranoid** on Tue Jul 27, 2004 9:35 pm

Got any Scot in ya then?...would you like some?

(ok I knicked it off BB but I thought it was so sad it was hilarious!)

by **Queeg** on Wed Jul 28, 2004 5:37 am

[s]Wong wrote on 23:12, 27th Jul 2004:
Let me go in to my archive of other people's wit...

my favourite is "whats your favourite flavour of wood"
huh?
it worked once
right enough she was a tad insane

I can confirm that one. It worked. And she was insane. Not his best work though.

"You've stolen my heart...
Awwww...
"But it's alright. I've got another two in my freezer!"
?!

It's almost an art form...

by **Kibet** on Wed Jul 28, 2004 7:07 am

the heart one never worked though.

I haven't used this one but i like it

"do you always wear your socks over your shoes?"

by **katiem** on Wed Jul 28, 2004 1:11 pm

My favourite from an old man in a pub:

"You have a nice smile. Are those teeth real?"

by **Laura** on Wed Jul 28, 2004 4:06 pm

One from back home in the Ned wilderness that is Bradford-

Ned; I bought you a drink
Me; I don't accept drinks from strangers
Ned; It's ok, you can trust me, I've got kids.

by **Hilly** on Wed Jul 28, 2004 5:55 pm

Alright darling? Wanna go home for a game of strip poker?

You strip, I'll poke ya.

by **ewwwww!!!** on Wed Jul 28, 2004 5:56 pm

'oh, your hair is so nice! I bet it ook ages to let it grow! can i buy u a drink?!?'

Please, how pathetic!!!

and the classic:'u must be really tired cause u keep running through my mind'

and: ' did it hurt when u fell from heaven?'

BLEAH!!!!!

by **Guest** on Wed Jul 28, 2004 5:58 pm

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your trousers.

by **Guest** on Wed Jul 28, 2004 5:59 pm

Lets play Pearl Harbour: I'll lie down and you blow the hell out of me!

by **Guest** on Wed Jul 28, 2004 5:59 pm

Can i take a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

awwww

by **Cain** on Wed Jul 28, 2004 5:59 pm

Guy: Do you want to go back to mine, order chinese food then have sex?

Girl: What!?

Guy: Don't you like chinese food?

by **tinker** on Wed Jul 28, 2004 6:21 pm

He he, all of which appear significantly more sophisticated than the recent email I got from a random stranger through my MSN profile "I’m a red blooded, 34 yr old guy, who’s looking for a little fun, not a serious relationship, just occasional afternoon, discrete, no strings attached, fun……..adult fun!" err, to the point I guess ... let's just say he was unsuccessful!

by **Kegrad** on Wed Jul 28, 2004 8:06 pm

Here's a site full of chat up lines (though you might not like them if you're easily offended)!

http://www.linesthataregood.com

by **Humphrey** on Wed Jul 28, 2004 9:44 pm

Were your parents retarded?, because you are really special

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