funniest pick-up line?

[StrangeQuark]

Your face is like a spanner. When I see it my nuts tighten.

[quarterstaff]

what's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?


pickup lines don't work... so you may as well spread the pain of existence.

*mourns*

[mossop and campbell's friend]

Do you like chocolate?

Well get your snickers off and I'll give you a boost!

[Chain Mailer]

[s]Unregisted User ewwwww!!! wrote on 19:36, 27th Jul 2004:
'oh, your hair is so nice! I bet it ook ages to let it grow! can i buy u a drink?!?'

Please, how pathetic!!!

and the classic:'u must be really tired cause u keep running through my mind'

and: ' did it hurt when u fell from heaven?'

BLEAH!!!!!


Actually, I am ashamed to admit that I would probably think those two chat ups were quite sweet. Though the first one would be a little creepy if a total stranger came up and said :s You never know whose watching!
One terrible chat up line:
I'm in a band, I play the saxaphone, Would you like to come to mine and I can teach you how to blow it. :s

[hr]
It's not me! Why does everyone always think its personnal!

[tordenskjold]

Can I have your phone number? I've lost mine.

[Wong]

Well, I don't play the saxophone, but I do play the violin. So I suppose I could take people home for a fiddle. =/

[hr]No tree has branches so foolish as to fight among themselves

[Mr Comedy]

My love for you is like chronic diarroehea. I just can't hold it in.

Or:

"I was sitting here holding this pint, and I realised that I would rather be holding you".

"I may not be the best looking bloke in this bar, but I am the only one talking to you!"


"Excuse me. Do you have any raisins?
How about a date?"

"Sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up"

"Hello, my name is Dave, and I am a freelance gynacolygist".

"Do you know the difference between a sausage roll and a penis? No? Fancy a picnic?"

[Mr Comedy]

[s]Wong wrote on 23:13, 4th Aug 2004:
Well, I don't play the saxophone, but I do play the violin. So I suppose I could take people home for a fiddle. =/

[hr]No tree has branches so foolish as to fight among themselves


Try:

"Can you play the cello? No? How about a fiddle?"

[Arnold Layne]

"Hey baby, you're looking fine tonight - do you wanna go out to my car and fuck?"

[Guest]

You look like a parking ticket, you have 'FINE' written all over you.

[mottthehoople]

i fucking love you, you dirty bitch

[xx]

You don't sweat much for a fat bird...

[Prophet Tenebrae]

"They call me the Steam God - because I can magically make women hot and wet."

[iohannes]

"You may not be the best looking girl in the place but in my experience beauty is only a lightswitch away."

"Is that a ladder in your tights or just a stairway to heaven."

[hr]That is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.

[Guest]

"There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but you're the only one i want to take home and mount"

[Steveo]

Sex?

[hr][s]What a beautiful world this will be .... what a glorious time to be free[/s]

[mottthehoople]

my names gunter, but you can call me gunter

[Mr Valensi]

From one of the best TV series ever..

-Cigarette?
-No thanks, I only smoke after making love.... so back in england I'm a 20 a day man.

[iohannes]

[s]Mr Valensi wrote on 18:41, 10th Aug 2004:
From one of the best TV series ever..

-Cigarette?
-No thanks, I only smoke after making love.... so back in england I'm a 20 a day man.


Blackadder: Blackadder goes Forth, in fact, in the episode "General Hospital". God, I'm a geek!

[hr]
That is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.

[Mr Valensi]

[s]iohannes wrote on 02:05, 11th Aug 2004:[i]
Blackadder: Blackadder goes Forth, in fact, in the episode "General Hospital". God, I'm a geek!


you're probably not a geek, it's fun to like blackadder. woof woof.