Haiku Procrastination

[rob 'f*ck off' wine boy]

special times are had
writing bad haikus instead
of fixing your head

[johness]

I fucking love naps
Putting my head down for a
cheeky forty winks


that was really crap
maybe i should try again
alan voice is great

[hr][s]Daft Punk is playing in my house, in my house![/s]

[oddly familiar]

If we are all here
writing haikus online, then
who's doing the work?

[hr]

And the last one out of the circus has to lock up everything,
Or the elephants will get out and forget you.

[Koala Boy]

O dissertation
Why must you be so boring
Write haikus instead


[hr]Koala fingerprints are so similar to human ones that they are often mistaken for human when found at crime scenes.
IMAGE:images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:kD6MwnrIVS0J:www.lovecorner.it/peluches/koala.jpg

[novium]

sun drenched ancient city
crouching near the wine dark seas
tomorrow awaits

caressing warm breeze
Sun swirling through the trees
golden dust drifting




[hr]I'll read to you here, save your eyes
you'll need them, your boat is at sea;
your anchor is up, you've been swept away & the greatest of teachers won't hesitate to leave you there, by yourself, chained to fate

[jennyo]

incredibly dumb
customers at work today
at least i have wine

[hr]Why don't you tell them that yer major was secret sauce when you were at the spatula academy!

[little headache]

Sitting in my room
Everyone is pissed but me
Why have I no life?


Erm... yeah.

[flarewearer]

In the union bar
Some stupid cunt smoked near me
And I got lung cancer

[hr][s]Have you ever wondered how you get triangles from a cow?
You need butter, milk and cheese, and an equilateral chainsaw.[/s]
http://www.magnificentoctopus.com/

[Raindance]

Rocksoc was brilliant
The bands were all fantastic
Matt Badger is God

[hr]Be it a rock or a grain of sand, in water they sink as the same.

[The Truth]

a line written here
then once more down here i write
to quicken the night


a zephyr hastens
from outside through my window
Oh! How nice it feels.

[hr]
Observe everyone, thyself the most.
-Benjamin Franklin

[rob 'f*ck off' wine boy]

I pour more petrol
over liam gallagher
haha you northern twatthatsthelasttimeyoueverfuckupmyhaiku