So, i tried searching for my name in inverted commas instead, and found a lacrosse player, and then found out that I'm having the shit beaten out of me in an interrogation room in someone's messageboard roleplaying game.
I found it here :
http://www.splintercellhq.com/forums/ar ... -1110.html
And here's the transcript of them interrogating me:
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TAPE NO.1 OF "SCOTT MANSON" INTERROGATION
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TAPE START
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Night-Stalker: Ok, Scott, who is "Le Clarion" I want his real ID.
Scott Manson: Go to hell
*Night-Stalker kicks Scott in the face*
Scott Manson: Argh!!
Night-Stalker: Go easy on yourself and tell me, I will find out anyway.
Scott Manson: You have no idea how big this is do you?
Night-Stalker: No, I know more than you can imagine.
Night-Stalker: I know you are all working for Ubi Soft, we know about the cells.
Scott Manson: Ha!! that's nothing, you have no idea.....
*Night-Stalker kicks Scott again*
Night-Stalker: Tell me...
Scott Manson: Who are you?
Night-Stalker: I'm the one asking the questions.
Scott Manson: Yeah, typical hard-ass answer...
Night-Stalker: Whatever....
Scott Manson: If you are some form of government organisation, under the geneva....
*Night-Stalker kicks Scott twice and does a roundhouse kick*
Night-Stalker: Geneva convention??
Night-Stalker: You break the geneva convention all the time!!
Night-Stalker: You have no rights here, it's just you and me.
Scott Manson: You can't just.....
*Night-Stalker get's a cloth and soaks it with water and wrings it*
Scott Manson: What are you doing?
Night-Stalker: Look, this is going down your throat if you don't talk.
Scott Manson: Wait no!! Argh!!
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TAPE PAUSE
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TAPE RESUME
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Night-Stalker: I stoped the tape because well, you would not have liked to hear what followed.
Night-Stalker: Ok, let's try again, "Le Clarion" his ID please.
Scott Manson: No.... *cough* argh...no....
Night-Stalker: Ok, give me a minute.
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TAPE PAUSE
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TAPE RESUME
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Night-Stalker: Ok, I now have shown footage of Scott's wife taken by an agent watching the house.
Night-Stalker: So, Scott are you going to talk or shall I have my friend storm the building?
Scott Manson: OK!! OK!!
Night-Stalker: Who is "Le Clarion"
Scott Manson: i don't know his name ok?
Scott Manson: but he is not French, that's his cover.
Night-Stalker: Ok, continue.
Scott Manson: He's American.
Night-Stalker: Where is his real address, his home.
Night-Stalker: i need to access his PC.
Scott Manson: I will have to show you myself, it's complicated.
Night-Stalker: Very well.
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TAPE STOP
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Anyone else find that frightening?
[hr]Koala fingerprints are so similar to human ones that they are often mistaken for human when found at crime scenes.
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