revenge

[theDude]

upon returning to my humble abode yesterday something struck me- a chocolate flavored condom filled with several gallons of water (those things hold a lot).
my ridiculously mature roommate decided to heave the aforementioned contraceptive out of our 3rd floor window, evidently that's how he gets his chuckles.
WHAT I NEED is some excellent advice on how to even the score. ideas?

[Duggeh]

fingers in the bowl of warm water

shaving foam whipped cream squirted somewhere out of sight until it starts to stink...

red hot needles thru the eyes?

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[themanwiththehair]

Liquid laxative in his food?

[Tarquin]

Quoting themanwiththehair from 15:49, 15th May 2005
Liquid laxative in his food?

a great idea...my friend had that one played on him: recommended maximum intake-2 tablets, actual amount nestled amongst his food-11 tablets. cue lots of fun at 5 in the morning...

[Prophet Tenebrae]

Kill his family - and if you're a south park, put them in chilli and feed them to him. He won't be fucking with you anytime soon after that.

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[DrAlex]

Do your doors open in? Because then you can do the ol' water in the trashcan trick

Or you can get an electric fan and some baby powder. Aim the fan so that it blows air under the door, then turn it on and pour the powder on bit by bit so that it blows under the door and into his room. It covers EVERYTHING

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[flossy]

Immac cream in the shampoo.

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Rippy up yeah, onde danceflo, widde moocow, swoss there fo.

[Zombie Sheep]

Haha, excellent!

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This post may be intended in jest and should be read as such. Any queries relating to the seriousness of it should be addressed to the author. The author requests that readers DO NOT follow the advice or requests in this post. This statement is retrospective with regards to all previous sinner posts.

[Midget]

Surely this doesn't work if they share the same room, dur.

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[Cain]

strip his bed.

cover it in crips, on the mattress, in the duvet, the pillowcases, etc.

put bed back together.


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I hold an element of surprise

[Happy-Go-Lucky]

Hmm. That wasn't on North Street was it? I was walking down there with a few friends yesterday evening when what we thought was a water ballon hit and exploded on the pavement about an inch away from me. If it had hit me, I would have been furious. Very lucky escape. Especially for the person who threw it.

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[Haunted]

Watch all the police academy movies for good ideas.
For example, replace his deodorant with mace/pepper spray

[Paranoid]

My vote is with the frozen piss...probably THE greatest scheme I've ever come across, absolutely brilliant D

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..I've got this pain down all the diodes on my left side...

[Admin]

Come on guys - I don't want the Police knocking at my door again...

Can we have some disclaimers please? (eg this advice is meant for the purposes of entertainment, and shouldn't be undertaken).

[theDude]

alright, as creator of this post i declare that it was created for the intention of a good chuckle and have no ambition of pursuing any [(of the more malicious)] actions suggested here (nor should anyone else!).

and just as a follow up for anyone that cares i drew a large and detailed picture of a wang on his forehead with a magic marker as he drunkenly, drunkenly slept the other night. not the most mature thing to do, but quite effective

[munchingfoo]

I thought the whole site was disclaimered?

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emptyGlass(pint) AND ¬stomache(full) => buy(pint)
emptyGlass(pint) AND stomache(full) => buy(vodka)
emptyGlass(vodka) => buy(vodka)
¬emptyGlass(vodka) => drinking(Andy) [/s]

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