LMF club.

[Lord Cedric]

Good chaps wanted for dining club. Interview required.

[n]

im a good chap and I like to dine... is it an exclusive club my lord?

[chukkah]

define "good chap"

[James Baster]

What prey sir is LMF stand for?

[James Baster]

And seeing as your using me for gratitious advertising, can I get free meals?

[Anon.]

LMF is an acronym in Cyrillic characters for "Strafford Rejects' Club".

[Lord Cedric]

Only those gents who are fortunate enough to be selected for LMF get to find out what it stands for.

[Anonymous]

.. just a suggestion

[Thackary]

Lewd Male Fantasy?

[tintin]

Lewd Male Fantasy?

[Lord Cedric]

already we have considerable interest- st-andrews has a surplus of good chaps who enjoy capturing the spirit of the age through fine dining and all masculine frolics... applications still welcome.

[monkeymadness]

Ladyboy Marsupial Fraternity?

[Biitchboy]

Masculine frolics? How curious.

[Lord Ding-Dong]

Prey Sir, how can one apply to the LMF. Fine dining and fine wine, sounds fabulous darling.

[kensson]

Lobotomies are More Fun?

[Lord Cedric]

Contact me, The arch-high baton bearer of the LMF, on lordcedric@hotmail.com.

[Thackary]

And then what?

[Homer]

Presumably one of Lord Cedric's better looking houseboys would be sent around post-haste with an invitation to one of the more salubrious hostelry's in St.A's for a quick chinwag with the bigwigs at the LMF. Obviously being gentlemen of high breeding and morals and not actually carrying the Queen's (god bless 'er) currency around with them on a regular basis, the matter of the bill would be taken up by the lucky interviewee.

[kundalini]

Lara, you and Marco are behind all this, aren't you?:)

[Rarara]

Cedric, which part of this tiresome globe are you jetting off to? St Tropez?